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Spoil my Wish

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simar
The Engineer
granted but the moment u reach there u find its been banned


i wish i knew how to make a girlfiriend
Guest
Lurker
Granted but she will become a psycho stalker that carves up animals and leaves on your front door.


I wish I could meet only honest and straight forward people
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you don't like the truths they tell.

I wish i could control life a litre better
Guest
Lurker
Granted buttttt, you will have total control for you and everyone else. How maddening will it become?

I wish I live in my country of choice.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but u r wanted world wide and every cop is looking for u and u r on the run forever.

I wish nobody would spoil my wish!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unknown User
Granted... Your wish is not spoiled... But you are prevented from wishing again... sad

I wish Lush was a city like Vegas... smile
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you go broke and bankrupt.

I wish I was more sane.
lanne
Active Ink Slinger
granted, but everyone around you goes insane.

I wish I could buy a new bike
Guest
Lurker
Granted but when u get there you get deported for being an illegal immigrant

wish i was a footballer
Guest
Lurker
Granted but it's American football

I wish we could stop world hunger
Unknown User
Granted... But the economic collapse causes anarchy and war ravages the planet... :/

I wish for lots of snow tonight... smile
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Lurker
Quote by Ardentmale
Granted... But the economic collapse causes anarchy and war ravages the planet... :/

I wish for lots of snow tonight... smile


You certainly took my wish and turned it upside down, lol!

Your wish is granted but it snows and snows and snows...Closing down every highway, road, stores and cutting all power everywhere.

I wish for balmy warm sunny days
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but with those days comes endless summer rains.

Wish life could be less complicated
golf_nut
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. By you have to become a nun.


Wish I had a house on the ocean, and the country club next door
Unknown User
Granted but the country club owns the house and charges exorbitant rents.

I wish I could afford to quit my job to write full time.
simar
The Engineer
yeah granted but sorry dude it just got destroyed due to tsunami

I wish i had an american schooling
lanne
Active Ink Slinger
granted, but you were bullied by teenaged punks all the while

I wish people would stop assuming I speak chinese when they hear my surname
Guest
Lurker
Granted, they now think you speak Japanese

I wish I was 18 again and know what I know now
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but to know what you know now at 18 means you have already lived a full life and feel like a 80 year pudding for the rest of your life


I wish for the perfect partner for me
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but they live 1000 miles away!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unknown User
Since Chrissy didnt leave a wish, I will grant her one...lol... I grant your wish, unfortunately the radiation has caused all the men to have shrinkage and all the ladies to be on their periods 28 days of the month... :/

I wish to travel the US in an RV for a month... smile
Guest
Lurker
Granted but it breaks down after a day permanentely and you forgot to get insurance on it, making it worthless.


I wish I was an opera singer.
lanne
Active Ink Slinger
granted, now fans rush at you and you cannot go anywhere without causing a stampede

I wish my guitar would stay in tune
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you stepped on it when you went to answer the door rendering it useless.

I wish I had photographic memory.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you'll also have a store of sad memories.

I wish for more stamina to run further distances!x
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but like Forrest, you find you can't stop running.

I wish the weather was nicer for the week's vacation I'm on currently.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
GRANTED: but your in-laws will be staying with you.

"Wish I were an English muffin...about to make the most out of a toaster." Paul Simon
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lanne
Active Ink Slinger
granted. the toaster is faulty and you burn.

I wish my face would go leaner
Dancewithme
Active Ink Slinger
....when you drink a 6 pack of Qingdao every day??? No way.

I am going to try to take out some Asian chicks when I am over there soon.