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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
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granted but they give you the clap and crabs lol


I wish I had 50 million dollars.
Guest
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granted but is in monopoly money

i wish for a pizza made by kk
Guest
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Granted but it's a thick crusted one and you HATE thick crusted ones. Only thin delicate crusts for Ginger.


Wish I could live in Italy for a year
alliet14
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Granted...but it rained all year.

I wish I could study abroad in Australia.
LusciousLola
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Granted in 2099. Hope you can wait that long.

I wish for a phone that will always stay charged.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
granted but is in monopoly money

i wish for a pizza made by kk


Damn Ginger, if I didn't know you loved me before I do now, your insane if you want to eat any pizza cooked by me, I love you too babes kisses

@ Lola granted but it never stops ringing and you go insane from sleep deprivation and start craving my pizza

I wish I could cook pizza without burning it
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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granted but you have to keep it plugged in and never use it

i wish lola would come into forum more often


i do love you babes

granted but it's called digiorno's
Unknown User
Granted!... Though you have to "suffer" with Lola posting behind you all the time and not allowing anyone else to... smile

I wish I knew how much snow we are going to get...
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You will, but the rest of the year will be very hot and humid
Guest
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CM i cant spoil your wish damn lol

I wish i had Lamborghini
Guest
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granted but your ex girlfriend got mad and put sugar in the gas tank.

I wish I was married..
Unknown User
Granted... But you chose the first man that said yes... Sadly your unhappy and spend your time on Lush... :/

I wish I had my truck again to drive in all this snow...
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granted but none of the roads are drivable for a month and you are stuck at home.


I wish I was Bill Gates.
SubmissiveAngel
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Granted but apple stock plummets and u lose everything


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
lanne
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my powers left me, you do not have a wish chrissy. smile

I wish I'd graduate tomorrow
Guest
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Sure, but your lack of formal training makes you less competitive in the job market, I'm afraid.

I wish my college days would last forever.x
bill11
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Your wish is granted, your taking classes again this spring as you turn 67 and have been honored at the longest student at the university, that has not moved onto life outside of the university. Dorm life and your roommate have you treating the girls as your daughters.

I wish for warmer days.
simplyjohn
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Granted but its far too hot due to a mysterious weather front and you are thus praying for sub zero temperatures.

I wish for a mug of cocoa with cream and a sexy hot young lady sitting on my lap.
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Granted but the cocoa is cold and that is my chubby sister sitting on your lap.

I wish to fuck 72 hot babes non-stop.
GardenerGuy
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granted but by the time you're done your balls have irreversibly, permanently, re-lodged back up inside you from all that relentless power-bang-slammin......

an earlier wish I mentioned that went *unfulfilled* that I'll broach again:

wish I had my own pizza-fetching drone
simplyjohn
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That poor GardenerGuy ... he will most likely be in intensive care for days if he ate a pizza you cooked ... sad

Your wish is granted but on the day the Queen is unwell and so its tea with the Corgi's one of which craps on your best 9" heel suede shoes (ke).


I wish I felt more secure at work and then I would treat myself to a newer car.
GardenerGuy
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(if I can sidestep that "w"......)

granted but she says something that offends you as you respond by flinging your tea in her face, which gets you sent to her dungeons below, where you subside only on your cooked pizza.

I wish my erection was nine inches long.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
w


Hmmmmm the infamous SSS "w"

Edit Dammit Gardener your like lightening fast.

Granted but you suffer from high blood pressure and every time you get an erection you pass out.

I wish I had Thai live in Chef to cook all my meals
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
That poor GardenerGuy ... he will most likely be in intensive care for days if he ate a pizza you cooked ... sad

Your wish is granted but on the day the Queen is unwell and so its tea with the Corgi's one of which craps on your best 9" heel suede shoes (ke).


I wish I felt more secure at work and then I would treat myself to a newer car.


Granted, ur now chained securely to your chair and have a new roary the racing car toy

Still wish I had a live in Thai chef to cook my meals
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
GardenerGuy
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granted but he ends up making nothing but pizzas, exactly the way you do.

I wish Monsanto would go tits up.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted (sorry had to google Montsanto) But the employee's all find out it was your wish that caused it, and you have to be put into protective custody due to the threats.

(honestly people my pizza really isn't THAT bad)

I wish I could drive in a car with The Stig
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Granted but it only lasts for a car wash.

I wish I wasn't a raving bitch sometimes..
alliet14
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Granted....but everyone started taking advantage of your sweetness.


I wish I had joined the Navy so I could see he world.
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Granted but you only stayed in the U.S. instead of traveling the world.


I wish I was a Rhodes scholar.