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Spoil my Wish

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Granted but you now have ocd about it and do nothing but clean it all your waking hours..

I wish my cat would live forever.
To LusciousLola: You live in a showhouse unit then! A home's not a home without a bit of mess.

To daddysweetheart: He's been granted only 9 short (but happy) lives, I'm afraid.x

I wish I had a luxury tree house. Like the one Queen Elizabeth II went up a princess and came down a queen.
Granted....but unfortunately it turned out to be a birdhouse.

I wish I could meet some of my lush friends in person for a few drinks.
Granted but you cant keep up with how much us girls can drink and you wake up next morning and cant remember a thing

Hey Allie

I wish I had a large house with its own swimming pool so I could swim whenever I wanted to.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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Granted but then you go bankrupt after you buy it so then you have to sell to pay your bills

wish i had my own private island where i can go on holiday anytime
Granted... Unfortunately it is very barren and very cold in the Arctic...




I wish I was in Cozumel, Mexico right now...
Granted...but the cocoa didn't have marshmallows.


Hey Kiera



I wish the week consisted of 2 days and the weekend 5.
Granted and I choose not to spoil!

I wish the school year was over!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Granted, but sorry it's summer school for you, too much bedroom study and not school subject study see's you needing 9 months of catchup

Wish this summer lasts longer this year
Granted, but the seasonal beauty of the trees loosing there leaves would be lost.

I wish there was 2 more hours in each day
granted but unfortunately u develop a case of slip disc

i wish i was romantically involved with a celebrity
Granted!! Here is your boy toy...



I wish people were not so rude and disrespectful in the world... :/
Granted, Ignatius, but with everyone getting along, there will be less disputes/confrontations, leading to less crime, leading to widespread unemployment among police, all forms of psychologists/therapists, and any other providers associated in this area. This new, displaced class of confused, bewildered former professionals will dazedly take to the streets, almost like zombies, and wreak bloody terror - everywhere.

I wish I could toss the caber 800 yards.
Granted but then it flies back at you with boomerang like action and bonks you in the head.



I wish I could live in Alaska during the summer and on the Gulf in Florida during the winter.
Granted but then it flies back at you with boomerang like action and bonks you in the head.



I wish I could live in Alaska during the summer and on the Gulf in Florida during the winter.
Granted...but you live in Alaska during the Southern Hemisphere summer and Florida during the Southern Hemisphere winter

I wish I were on the west coast tonight rather than the east coast
You can come to the west coast and you'll be smothered in kisses

I wish I had chocolate ice cream
Quote by Soleillalune
You can come to the west coast and you'll be smothered in kisses

I wish I had chocolate ice cream


That definitely would not spoil it!

Granted but it was made from sour cream
Granted...but Jeremiah will poke you in the eye with one of his horns!

(HEY! you little fast monkey!)

But, I still wish I was at Disneyland, in California.
Granted, but when you went back, Disneyland ended up getting a complete changeover to a Teletubbies-themed park.

I wish the calendar year was only a month long
Granted...but that month is December!


I wish I could get motivated to finish this story I'm working on!
Granted but there is a storm and the electricity is shut off, no computer to type


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Granted with intense pure carnal pleasure

I wish I was somewhere hot and wet and dripping with life's passion.
Granted, but you end up plunk in the middle of a sweaty, writhing, breathy, moaning sasquatch orgy.

I wish there was a cure for every disease.
Grantedsmile that's a great wish, but you now get labeled nice guy

I wish Operation Bubble Butt was going faster
Granted, after locating the sole google entry, which is a youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZ03DCscfc
basically about a woman who lost too much weight and wants to get it back so her ass can be big again.
So, with that somewhat limited parameter to work with, your O.B.B. routine will get so out of control that your ass will expand to the size of that poor girl in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version) who expands into one big blueberry. Your posterior won't get quite that big, but it'll certainly be more rotund, cumbersome, more like the big ass family from 70's SNL.

I wish my first attempt at poetry won't get too many ones, twos and threes (yes, shameless plug, sure)
Granted...unfortunately no one scores and your poem receives a zero.

I wish I was dating Leonardo DiCaprio...lol


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
You wish is granted, and he shows up for a date, forgot to mention the the screen Leonardo is his screen name. The real Leonardo DiCaprio lives in TX and made a trip for your date, but he is not what you expected.

I wish I could enjoy a nice fresh lobster dinner tonight
your wish is granted, its so fresh it hasnt been cooked

I wish i could have some chicken soup, my throat is killing me