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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
Lurker
You can, but they belong to a guy with gynecomastia.

I wish I could go to sleep
Guest
Lurker
Sleep away but... you wake up every 30 min

I wish I could find a man that I could trust
simar
The Engineer
granted but he doesn't trust you

i wish i could fake my death and live my life as a crosssdresser sissy as a servant to my master
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Granted....but your master get tired of you and leaves you naked on the side of the road.


I wish I lived in a nudest community.
Unknown User
Granted but the weather is never warm enough to go outdoors naked

I wish for a dancing girl to entertain me while I relax
Guest
Lurker
Quote by kiera
Granted Enjoy



I wish my dinner would cook itself

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I was gonna answer this: Granted but in the lap dance she farts fire like a Dragon
Guest
Lurker
Granted, well im cooking mexican, but you have to get naked later while watching a movie and cuddling.

I wish I was in jammies relaxing.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but each one has 2567 calories biggrin
I wish I had a clone to do the things I hate most.
Unknown User
Granted but the clone also steals every person you get interested in

I wish for a vaccine for the common cold.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but it has been linked to premature Erectile Dysfunction.


I wish the paper work on my desk would file itself.
Unknown User
Granted, but you've been hired to file jdm320's paperwork and there's so much that you never get home again.

I wish I had a teleportation machine to get around.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you will have the same appearance of a "Jin" forever.
I wish I wouldn't need to wish
Unknown User
Granted... But now you have nothing and your wants go unfulfilled... :/

I wish I was in a hot tub with several sexy ladies... smile
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted , but they are 90 yo grannies.

I wish to win the lottery
Guest
Lurker
Granted. You win it and forget to pay taxes and go to prison. For 7 years....lol..lol..


I wish. the wind would rattling the bathroom fan so I could try to go to sleep.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but now the winds whistles through all the other nooks and crannies throughout the house, creating a Poe-like ambience of haunting angst and despair.

I wish I could get around in these





everywhere
Unknown User
Granted but the constant bouncing gives you the mother of all migraines

I wish my head would stop hurting
Unknown User
Granted... But now your ears hurt...

I wish this snowstorm tonight passes quickly... :/
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but is replaced by a high pressure frog front like in "Magnolia".

I wish I could make cool films like Paul Thomas Anderson.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you can only get b-list stars to performing your movie!

I wish for hours if continued fun on LUSH!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Your wish is granted, hours of time to lush! but it just so happens that Lush's web site is nonfunctional.

I wish for some warm weather to melt this snow.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you whole yard is flooded under 6" of muddy water!

I wish I had my red hair back
Unknown User
Granted, but your hair style is two braids sticking straight up in the air like Pippi long stocking haha!

I wish I could perform Swan Lake as Princess Odette And partner with Rudolph Nuryev.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but there will be a new character added - Mr. Creosote. In the performance you'll have to go down on him.






.......several times


I wish I was a hot-headed cop
Unknown User
Haha omg that was a wish spoiler for sure.



Granted: your a hot headed.. Badass cop, but you pissed off your boss and are relegated to all the crummy little nonesense calls like getting cats down from trees for little old ladies when you long to be in the thick of the action. Haha

My wish is for a trip to Morroco where I can Flamenco dance in the market place at night with crowds of people watching and cheering me on!
Unknown User
Granted!! Unfortunately you have to go with me and my dancing makes the crowd boo and hiss instead... :/

I wish I was laying on a tropical beach right now... smile
Guest
Lurker
Granted BUT what is that? TSUNAMI... lol
I wish I could live in a desert island with all the perks of a metropolis.