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I will not drown in Lush waters
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Quote by adagio_sabadicus
I will not drown in Lush waters
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I know how to navigate
GardenerGuy
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Quote by adagio_sabadicus
I will not drown in Lush waters


Your determination is granted, but you will drown in your bath tomorrow.

I wish I could yodel.
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Your wish is granted, but you can only yodel while wearing dorky green short overalls and a red bow tie which repels the ladies.


I wish I was in Thailand riding an elephant along a beach right now.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but you were saddled with Grumpy, the Slow Elephant, and just plunks himself down at the beach, looking at the girls, and just *will not budge*, no matter how many endearing entreaties and pine nuts you lavish the stubborn bugger with.

I wish I had an Amphicar
LusciousLola
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Granted, but it leaked so badly that in sank in the middle of the lake. No one is available to help remove it and the local natural resources officials are fining you $1000 a day, until it is removed.

I wish that the wind would stop and the snow on the roads would evaporate.
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Granted. But the snow evaporates due to the sudden and unexpected arrival of a comet entering the Earth's atmosphere and leaving the planet a dried out, barren, overheated ball of rock, devoid of life.


I wish it was Thursday.
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Granted but u r dreaming it's Thursday
I wish it was spring
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it is...but the spring is made of steel and drives a blade into your throat.

I wish there were more comets.
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Needless to say where this comet will enter... ;)
I wish I could know real humans in earth
BigPuss
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Granted and I wish the next person would spoil my wish.vcuWlndaW0UT13l1
Mysteria27
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Granted your wish is now spoiled


I wish my headache would go away
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Granted and I mean it... I have migraines... sad
I wish I could wake up tomorrow feeling myself 15 again..
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Granted and I mean it... I have migraines... sad
I wish I could wake up tomorrow feeling myself 15 again..



Granted , but you wake up feeling yourself 15 times and now you need sleep.


I wish i were in London right now. / clicks my heels 3 times.
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Granted but only if you share - never had a pineapple one before

I wish I had more free time
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Granted but free time gives you migraines!!

I wish I was 21 again
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but when you come around again to your current age you will go immediately back to 21 again. This cycle will repeat forever, which maybe isn't spoiling your wish exactly, unless you find it tediously hellish maybe?

I wish I was cool like Sammy Davis Jr. cool.
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Granted they are tickets for last ever show you queue in pouring rain and show is cancelled, and Jezza turns out to be an android, programmed by geeks

I wish I could travel in outer space
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Granted but you're lost their for forever

I wish I could travel the world
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Granted but you never stop anywhere permanently travelling

I wish I could see more of UK
TxKnight
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Granted, but everywhere you see in the UK is covered in thick London fog.

I wish I could journey to space.
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Granted but you get lost and cant find your way back to earth


I wish i had a chocolate shake
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Granted but its all melted and smashed because i had it in my back pocket lol




I wish i had a better laptop
golf_nut
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Granted, but Internet service is spotty at best

Wish I would get more sleep
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Granted... But you now sleep 20 hours a day and your only up when everyone else is sleeping...

I wish I wasnt feeling like I have a hangover... smile