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Spoil my Wish

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Soleillalune
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And that a weekend would pass like a life time

If you spoil my wish I'm sickin the above me on you
GardenerGuy
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pfffft - you never wished anything lol!

I wish I could dissolve Congress
Unknown User
Granted but the President then seizes absolute power and changes his surname to "Kim" (a little North Korean humour there)

I wish I could block CNN at the border (and Fox, too, but for rather different reasons).
GardenerGuy
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damn that wish is too good to spoil.........um...........granted, but..........shit - I'm stumped lol

I wish more stars were visible at night, especially in cities where that can't happen as much.
simar
The Engineer
granted but then again its is just tooo much!!!!!

i wish i had a girlfriend
Unknown User
Granted... But she is an angry, self serving, belligerent toad of a woman... :/

I wish I could drink from the fountain of youth... smile
Guest
Lurker
Oh you can.. Drink all you want. but you become an infant with cholera and dont grow past that point


I wish that i could take a nap.
Guest
Lurker
granted but you have the worst nightmares that haunt you for days


I wish I wasn't so fucking sensitive.

simar
The Engineer
yeah granted but then people call you bitch for being insensitive

i wish i could tell the person i love how much i love her
Unknown User
Granted but twenty years later you regret it

I wish for a hot, experienced guy to teach me how to enjoy my bi feelings
simar
The Engineer
granted but then u start developing feelings for him and he leaves you

i wish i could tell my parents about my crossdressing and bisexuality
Unknown User
You can, but then they find you a wife and marry you off immediately

I wish I could fly like a bird.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, Icaurus.

I wish I could cartwheel everywhere.
HotRodG
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Granted, but now you suffer from osteogenesis imperfecta.

I wish that I could have more time to write stories.
Unknown User
Granted.... They turn out to be very short stories... About 8 sentences long...and leave you less than fufilled... :/

I wish it was not so cold here!!... smile
HotRodG
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Granted! Welcome to Somalia!!

I wish some of my co-workers were not complete, booger eating morons.
simar
The Engineer
yeah granted but u know what they say,u become what u don't like in others

i wish i could have lasagna sex
Unknown User
Granted... Sadly you end up with 3rd degree burns on your cock for failing to wait for the lasagna to cool down...

I wish I had a baker's kitchen...
simar
The Engineer
granted but its always messy

I wish i had a horse
Guest
Lurker
Granted but although beautiful, it is wild and can never be tamed.

I wish I had the day off tomorrow with nothing to do.
simar
The Engineer
granted but u get stung by a jelly fish and sand gets in your private parts

i wish i had a 10" dick
Unknown User
Granted but it keeps getting in the way and getting hurt.

I wish I could find good pulled pork in Canada.
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but it's sold only in Flin Flon by an 89 year-old curmudgeon with gengivitus and pyhorrea who masticates it before you can sample any of it.

I wish I could learn any language I want, and immediately.
simar
The Engineer
granted but then u mix them all up and say rubbish

I wish i was a victoria's secret model
GardenerGuy
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Granted but it's given by Dr. Stephen Brule, who simply places his hands on your shoulders, unsure what to do next.

I wish I could go back to 1964 and see the Beatles at the Hollywood Bowl.
Unknown User
Granted... But you my friend are mere months old and have no clue to what music even is... :/

I wish I was a Penthouse photographer... smile
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you are bound to this crazy union contract as the models form a Penthouse Pet Union Local 69 and go on strike, leaving you contractually bound to photograph only Gene Shalit, Donald Trump and Dr. Phil.

nude.

wet.


edit

hm how about a wish too - I wish I could get a shot at announcing play-by-play on an NHL game.
Unknown User
Granted but it's an eternal game of the Leafs versus the Leafs (talk about torture)

I wish to spend June in Brazil watching the World's Cup.