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Spoil my Wish

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Unknown User
Granted but that fly really messed things up...

I wish I worked from home so I didn't have to come in to the office every day
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you find out that office life has transformed into 24/7 orgiastic depravity, and won't let you back in. (for all I know, you might not mind that)

I wish I looked like Hasselhoff - you know, the dude who I don't have to mention who his first name is.
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately you have not aged well nor found a good fashion sense... :/


I wish to get rid of this procrastination I have... sad
Unknown User
Granted but now you're so busy getting everything that you put off done that you drop from exhaustion.

I wish I could focus more on my story writing.
simar
The Engineer
granted but then u forgot that u have food on stove which then burns ur house down

I wish i had a lover
Guest
Lurker
Granted but no penis or vagina, no mouth or any other orifice to penetrate, and nothing to penetrate you either

I wish my life was simpler
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
granted but hanging with Tom Hanks in "Castaway" isn't really cutting it. hey Rosie

I wish I could take the Best Screenwriter Oscar for the next couple of years.
Unknown User
Granted but after that, you write a total stinker and never get work in Hollywood again

I wish I was writing and directing the next Star Wars movie
simar
The Engineer
granted but u get paranoid about aliens and inter galactic wars and try and build a spaceship

I wish someone would lick ice cream off me
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
granted, but you are now so sticky that the sand sticks to you.

I wish I was still at the beach.
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately your stuck spending your summer with me...lol smile

I wish I was spending the summer in a house on the beach... :)
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted but it turns out the house has a wasp nest, and u end up with multiple stings which the sun and sea irritate so you have to sit indoors all summer and watch everyone else outside having fun

Hey AM

I wish I could spend the Summer in a beach house (not infested by wasps) with Ginger and my kids
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unknown User
Granted, but the weather turns cold and wet and you all spend the holiday sitting indoors shivering.

I wish I knew my way around bloody computers!
simar
The Engineer
granted but now everyone thinks of you as a snorty mister now it all

i wish i had veena malik as call girl,bipasha basu as wife,vidya balan as my daughter and poonam pandey as my mistress
Unknown User
Granted but they gang up and rob you blind.

I wish this long winter will be followed by a beautiful, warm spring.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, as the Earth bounced out of its orbit and sent hurtling towards the sun.

I wish that, just once, the news media would just do journalism and stop with the proselytizing about their latest fad issue, like the global warming hoax
Unknown User
Granted. They all start obsessively covering this missing airliner in the India... oh ... that's reality, at least on CNN.

I wish CNN would stop obsessing over particular stories and give broader, more nuanced news coverage.
Unknown User
Granted... But all they cover tidbits of everything without telling a whole story...

I wish the news would report the news and not slight the stories to their political beliefs...
Guest
Lurker
Granted but the media still feeds you a load of bullshit

Wish i had two tickets to paradise
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted but paradise is Atlantis which sunk and u cant breath underwater, its ok though im sure ull be fine you always have an escape pod pmsl

I wish Atlantis would rise again and I was supreme ruler like the dude in North Korea who says all men have to have his haircut lol
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
Granted but there is no one to rule over and you're city is struck by an errant US drone strike



Wish i had a strawberry shake
Unknown User
Granted... but your unable to eat the strawberry as it will not stop shaking uncontrollably... smile

I want to bake some tasty treats...
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you disappoint yourself with the lack of blueberries in them, like in "Casino".

I wish I could operate my mowers by remote control.
Unknown User
Granted but hackers keep taking over and cutting naughty words into your lawn

I wish I knew the secret to eternal youth.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but you are stuck in a two year olds body


I wish I didn't have to work today!
Unknown User
Granted. Too bad about that broken leg.

I wish I could get a time arranged with that someone who wants some fun with me.
Guest
Lurker
Granted.....but she lives a different time zone and misses your meeting!

I wish I could stop eating these jelly beans in my desk drawer!
bigdaddy0822
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but then you meet a smoking hot girl who calls her clit "my little jelly bean"

I wish I had a house on the beach
Unknown User
Granted but you have to step over hundreds of sweaty bodies to get in and out during peak season.

I wish computers would just work properly all the time instead of needing constant attention.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but then your pipes burst in your basement and all your attention is spent down there.

I wish people would just tell you if you offended them in someway, instead of just avoiding you!