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Spoil my Wish

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Unknown User
Granted, but you discover that you've offended just about everyone, even the sweet old lady down the street (I jest, of course).

I wish that the owners of the other board I'm on would keep running it instead of us users having to restart it ourselves (yes, a real situation).
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but now they have made you moderator and you no longer have a life

I wish I could write down clearly what I see when I fantasise
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but now all your writing is in violation of ALL of the Lush Stories list of unacceptable content.

I wish I could find someone who is willing to go to Antarctica and hike to the South Pole with me.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted but his name is Mohammed and you have to stop every 30 mins so he can pray on his carpet, he also gets frostbite on his feet cause he has to go barefoot to pray and you end up doing 90% of your hike giving him a piggy back

I wish Rod and me could grab Ginger and go watch F1 in Monaco
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unknown User
Granted but a disaster at the casino bankrupts you.

I wish I could do something about this headache, the drugs ain't cuttin' it.
Guest
Lurker
Granted your headache subsides but all of a sudden you now have a stomach ache



I wish i had made my coffee stronger than what it is
Unknown User
Granted... But now you are awake for 3 days straight!


I wish I could go on a vacation right now...
Guest
Lurker
Granted.....But it rains the whole time you are there


I wish I could skip going to the gym today.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but the gym owner was so disappointed at your no-show that he gave your membership to someone else.

I wish I could train a cat to do my taxes.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted but you use it to go fishing, and you get caught, and we all know you lost your licence to fish now don't we Buz?

The humongous fine you are given means you have to sell the sailboat in order to pay it.

I wish I was on a Caribbean Cruise
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you get food poisoning immediately and are in bad shape the rest of the trip, unable to enjoy anything.


I wish I was more carefree .
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but now you spend too much time trapseing through open meadows, playing the lyre.

or one of those fucking zithers.

no - ok - a pan flute (wow I'd put a fucking contract out on Zamphir)


I wish I could arrange to have the recording artist Zamphir garroted.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch
Granted. But after thorough investigation of the crime, you're tried and found guilty and sentenced to life in prison, no parole.

I wish my hair conditioner lasted as long as my shampoo.

"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Unknown User
Granted... But the bottle is 5x the size of your shampoo bottle and you struggle everyday trying to hold onto the bottle in the shower... Which you end up spilling some on the floor of the shower and slip all over the place... (Pause of visualization of Dani in the shower...mmmm...sigh...) OK! now... Oh hell, its just a freakin huge bottle!! biggrin

I wish I was in the shower to help Dani with her huge conditioner bottle... smile
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but the water gets turned off for a week by the city...lol..


You are both standing there freezing with soapy heads.

(GardenerGuy- that is fucking hilarious- ty..)

I wish my personality wasn't so extreme...sweet or bitch from hell..lol.

( or the C word..lol..)
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you become so neutral and poker-faced, almost somber, monotonal, just like Dr. Armond:





I wish my legs could stretch to twice their length, at will.
Unknown User
Granted... But everyone calls you daddy long legs and always point and laugh at you till you run off and live in the woods all alone... :/

I wish I had 6 pack abs... smile
Unknown User
Granted. Your abs are now made of beer cans.

I wish for peace and quiet in my noisy little world.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but when you get there you find out Ginger isnt home. She went on vacation.


Wish i was kicking back on the beach pounding some Becks beer
Unknown User
Granted, but the other beach goers wonder why you're hitting a beer bottle belonging to a guy named Beck.

I wish I could leave my office and enjoy some of the nice weather we are (finally) getting.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Granted

But then you have so much fun that you can fired from your job and then can't find another job.


I wish I could take a vacation for a month. Somewhere very hot.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, WELCOME TO SOMALIA! You will love Mogadishu.

I wish I get have a long, hot, sultry romantic getaway with Lily Aldridge.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but she insists on bringing along Nicholas Cage and Carol Channing.

I wish all the techtonic plates would stop shifting altogether.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by GardenerGuy
Granted, but she insists on bringing along Nicholas Cage and Carol Channing.


That's all kind of fucked up, dude! LOL

Granted, but now the orbit of the Earth is stopped with North America facing away from the sun causing permanent winter.

I wish there was a way for me to travel at the speed of light.
lanne
Active Ink Slinger
granted, but the volcanoes erupt in disapproval.

I wish the girl I have a crush on suddenly appears and feeds me belgian waffles
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but the waffles are slathered in mustard and topped with Swiss cheese, a piece of lettuce, and wilted tomato slices.

I wish I could get a job in Formula 1 racing.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but your job is to change tires with the pit crew!

I wish I could afford a trip to Ireland