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Spoil my Wish

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Unknown User
Granted... But your travel agent misunderstands you and sends you to Siberia instead... :/

I wish I had a cheeseburger right now...
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but to alter that annoying wordplay.......after you oscillate its titties, the titillation vacillates between the titular ocelot and its own "uber-id".
pretty straight forward.

I wish I could yodel at about 150 decibels.
jjustjenny
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Your screeching is loud enough

Wishing to sleep tonight and wake up 7 days later
Unknown User
Granted... But it turns out the 7 days is counted in dog days and it is 49 days later... :/

I wish I was traveling the world... smile
HotRodG
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Granted, but you have to begin and end your travels in North Korea.

I wish I could just take off and no one know where I went or how to contact me.
Guest
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Granted but your jump partner forgets to strap you to him an you jump without him which mean you break every bone in you body

I wish i had the money to buy a lamborghini aventador
HotRodG
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Granted, but it is going to be delivered by air and Kiera is the loadmaster who is in charge of rigging your Lamborghini with parachutes and shoving it out the back of the aircraft.

I wish that I could learn how to repair cars and trucks.
Unknown User
Granted... But you can only repair high end supercars which you cannot afford...

I wish my computer would stop acting like a snail...
Guest
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Granted...But you get an electrical shock every time you press "ENTER!"

I wish I did not have to pay income tax.
Unknown User
Granted... You dont pay income tax, you just hand them your entire check every week... :/

I wish I was a porn star!!...lol
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but you get signed to a contract where you can appear only in transgendered midget porn, and only with Christopher Wallace and Honeyboo-boos mom. (who are the only non-trannie midgets allowed).

I wish all wind was lightly lemon scented. (EARTH wind, that is - the fart kind should smell more like...........................cloves?
SubmissiveAngel
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Granted but you realize that you are allergic to the smell of lemon.

I wish school was over for the year and I was on summer vacation.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
bill11
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Granted, but with the school year cut shirt so was the pay for the year.

I wish vacations could be extended for 3 more days
SubmissiveAngel
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Granted but it rains all 3 days.

I wish for good fortune.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Guest
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Granted i have tube steak for you




I wish i could slow down time
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately you get to accidentally fall down a flight of stairs... That takes 5 minutes to happen... :/

I wish I was heading out on a date... smile
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but your date is with the infamous Jocelyn Wildenstein. (was thinking of posting a picture, but then I thought - no - that would be too nasty, too blinding.......)

I wish I could go around wearing an eyepatch, plaid suit, and smoking a pipe, and women finding it amazingly irresistible.
LusciousLola
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Granted they find it irresistible to laugh at.

I wish that I had a greenhouse.
Guest
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Granted. You wake tomorrow to find your house painted lime green. Roof, walls, window frames...the lot!

I wish it was possible to have an income without working.
GardenerGuy
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oh lucky you Cin your wish has been granted but now you're filing out 10,000 Scientology flyers per day. (Because those bastards found the religion loophole to avoid paying taxes, they also somehow managed to finagle a "This Is Not Work Either" loophole).


I wish Katy Fey was my personal maid.
Guest
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Granted but she got lost on her way to you

I wish I was on vacation
Unknown User
Granted but you really have no place to go so you're bored to tears

I wish for a time machine so I could fix some of my mistakes.
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately she quits because you are ogling her and drooling so much that she puts a restraining order on you! :/

I wish I could swim like Aquaman... smile
cmsouza729
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Granted, but you are constantly bothered by ugly, fat, hairy men every five seconds.

I wish my co-workers weren't so dense all the time.
Unknown User
Granted... Now you are the dense one and cannot understand a word they say!... :/

I wish I had a vegetable garden...