Granted but the float is on wheels and from the New Years day parade
I wish I had never received certain powers and genius. They can be more a curse than a blessing.
Granted. Morning now never ends...
I wish for an extra pair of hands.
You did but it died.
I wish I could unsee that hand with 5 hands.
Granted but you are cursed to no longer see or remember any image posted on Lush, including avatars.
I wish I had the ability to become invisible.
Granted but once you do you can never become visible again and your family has you declared dead
I wish I had my own indoor swimming pool so I could swim whenever I liked
Granted....but the water was toxic and ate you swim suit
I wish the sun would come out so I could get sun.
Granted but you get sun poison.
I wish people would at least drive the speed limit.
Granted... But they drive no faster either...
I wish I was having BBQ for lunch!!
Granted....but it had a tail sticking out.
I wish I could go to Canada.
Not going to spoil it!
Wish I could be at two places at once
Granted you are now in my bedroom and my kitchen
I wish I could read minds....
Granted... Unfortunately Lyf, all you can read is the bad thoughts people have... :/
I wish it would stop raining...
Granted...but now it's snowing and snowing and snowing!
I wish I had a new Yorkie puppy.
Granted but it's in chia pet form.
I wish WW1 and WW2 never happened.
Granted.... But sadly it's a video game you're transported into and you're forever trapped there
I wish I could be clean all the time
Granted. The shower door is stuck shut.
I wish one of these lovely Canadian Lush ladies lived near me.
Granted (as multiple R.W's "farmer with hay" Lucic up the ole you-know-what) but lose next round to the Panthers (who, by some strange ruling, were somehow, suddenly, allowed into this year's play-offs) in four straight, with each game a ten-goal differential.
I wish you could throw seeds in the ground, water it, and up would come a Siamese cat or porcupine.
Granted but the Siamese cat runs from the water, u trip and fall arse 1st on the porcupine
I wish I was a ninja
Granted you are the world's greatest dancer but look ridiculous in that pink tutu
I wish I wasn't late all the time
Granted but now you never arrive at all
I wish I had time for a pet
Granted... But now all your time is devoted to the pet
I wish I had sushi right now
Granted. You are now the proud owner of a goldfish.
I wish I had some adventure in my life again.
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