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Spoil my Wish

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GardenerGuy
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Granted, but your trip to climb the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro doesn't go quite as planned.


I wish I could snap fingers to prepare every meal.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. You can now snap peoples fingers without legal consequences.

I wish it was warmer outside
Unknown User
Granted... Its 1 degree warmer for the next 3 months... :/

I wish this headache would go away...
Guest
Lurker
Granted it is now a pain in the arse

Wish I had telepathy
Unknown User
Granted... You now read the minds of politicians and realize how boring and stupid they really are... smile

I wish I was baking something tasty right now...
Guest
Lurker
Granted but I walk in and eat it all

Wish the weather would improve
Unknown User
Granted but you're stuck indoors dealing with boring work shit.

I wish I had a cook, a maid, and a butler.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, it is matchbox version

I wish I had won lottery this weekend
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted but as a vertically challenged woman your legs don't reach and you have to go shopping for higher heels

I wish bobbie would spend her 10 pounds on me...
Guest
Lurker
Lol Lyf trouble is I spent £20 on tickets so I am £10 down so no deal

I wish KK would share her profiteroles with me
Guest
Lurker
Granted and I can't spoil your wish,

I wish I could go out for drink but pub is shut
Unknown User
Granted... But you find the only women's clothing you can see through belong to cross dressing men... :/

I wish I didnt eat so much for Easter... :/
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but now you're hungry and nothing is open on Easter.

I wish I had a new motorcycle...
GardenerGuy
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Granted, instead - you ended up fasting (and self-flagellating) over the Easter weekend.

In the Name of this man:






I wish Niel Hamburger replaced Vladimir Putin.


LOL EDIT - TD - you beat me by TWO SECONDS lol

granted on the new motorcycle - but it has a sidecar that sticks out about 30 feet.


same Niel/Vlad wish......
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but it's only in the bedroom Putin' it to Mrs. Putin

I wish I had a sandwich

Edit: Sorry about that....lol
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I wish I had my own personal clown to entertain me
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but his flower only squirts in your eye

I wish I had a little trinket to play with
Guest
Lurker
Granted but it's a life-size one.


I wish I had a clown that squirted it in my mouth instead of my eyes.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but it's a tiny one...with a tiny "flower"

I wish I had more time
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you lose it again by having to work more.


I wish I lived in Texas.
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but now your bored and sitting around playing with that tiny "flower" of yours!

I wish that Clown on top, had a different avatar!

Edit: Wish that bunny would go hunt Easter eggs!
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but it's just a different clown

I wish I had a cool job
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but then you ALREADY have a COOL JOB!!!

And here's your new

Can't spoil any of your wishes!
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but it's working at the cold room of the morgue.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but it's unsweetened and melted...and packaged in used condoms...from a prison yard...in Bangkok

I wish Sugarbutt woulda made a wish just so I could squash it....;)