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hiddentalent123
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Granted, we are all now organizing a gathering at your place to thank you. Please provide the refreshments.

I wish I had a high performance sports car
Katje
Buxom Enigma
Granted: but it sits on top of your TV!

I wish I had a bigger apartment.
"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon." -E.L. Doctorow
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Quote by GardenerGuy



I wish Kayne West and Susan Boyle did porn streaming online.

together.





Oh that is just WRONG on so many levels......
HotRodG
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Quote by Katje
I wish I had a bigger apartment.


Granted, you now own a 4 bedroom townhouse, with a giant living room, dining room and modern western toilets in the Wazir Akber Khan district of Kabul Afghanistan...

I wish that I could become an artist.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but a giant bowling bowl drops out of sky crushing your fingers....ouch

I wish I didn't have I go back to work tomorrow


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Granted, consider yourself terminated. Satisfied?

i wish i had a maid
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Granted , here is your icecream. Spinach flavored with chocolate






I wish i had a top of the line laptop
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but it come preloaded with viruses.

I wish this school would reactivate the WiFi.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted. You are immediately inundated with images of some guy in a paisley thong, which, due to a WiFi glitch, loop endlessly through your laptop display.

I wish women would treat me like the serious intellectual I truly am.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but their only interest in you anymore is when you're expounding on the Higgs Boson particle.

I wish dogs could purr.
Unknown User
Granted... But your dog is nothing more than a big pussy now...

I wish I could turn back time...
Unknown User
Granted, but you go back so far there is no internet and therefor no Lush, so you don't know how to fill your time.

I wish I had a bit more energy.
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Stopped serving all day breakfasts at 10 am lol

I wish I could fly to special girl right now
Unknown User
Granted but special girl is wondering why you have wings and feathers now.

I wish I could take back the last five days.
Guest
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Granted....but now you are a hermit that never leaves his house.

I wish I didn't have to work today!
hiddentalent123
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Granted: they are training your replacement while your at home

I wish I had a big stack of pancakes
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Granted....but I ate it all before it got to you

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym today.
hiddentalent123
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Granted - you have the flu and unable to leave the house

I wish the sun would come out
Guest
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Granted but you are blined by the light


I wish the storm clouds would dissipate
Unknown User
Granted... Which reveals the blazing sun, leaving you with sunburn...

I wish I could fly...
Unknown User
Granted, but you're a pigeon and there's a hawk hovering overhead........

I wish I was on holiday.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: You're now heading to N. Korea with Dennis Rodman

I wish I was scuba diving
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you come across Ben Gardner (remember? from Jaws?) (was gonna post a picture, but then I thought........mmm naaaaaa)

I wish bleach and anti-freeze were drinkable.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Lol, Ben Gardner, never knew the name of the floaty head

Granted: We all now catch staph and our cars overheat, thank you very much

I wish I was on an island with a beautiful woman
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately she is a staunch lesbian and despises you even looking at her... :/

I wish beach weather was here already... smile
Unknown User
Granted but with that comes hurricane season...

I wish I was a porn mogul a la Hefner with an estate full of hot young men and women.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: you are now 78 yrs old ala Hefner and can't do anything about it

I wish somebody would make me a sandwich