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Spoil my Wish

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HotRodG
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Granted, you are now a hot Italian sub and Hillary Clinton is going to spread vinegar and oil on you.

I wish I was a secretary in the Air Force working for a general.
HotRodG
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Granted, you just earned tons of money...Vietnamese Dongs, but money none the less

I wish I could ride a Velociraptor with a mini-gun mounted on the saddle
hiddentalent123
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Granted: but you forgot to attach the exhaust tube and all the hot brass ends up in your MC Hammer pants. In turn, throwing out the scent of cooked meat for your Velociraptor friend
(and the Hilary comment...not such a spoil... not such a spoil at all!)lol

I wish I could be Warren Buffett's love child
principessa
Sophisticate
Granted.

However, this one has never heard of Berkshire Hathaway. Yours lives in Biloxi, Mississippi.
HotRodG
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Granted: but you forgot to attach the exhaust tube and all the hot brass ends up in your MC Hammer pants. In turn, throwing out the scent of cooked meat for your Velociraptor friend
(and the Hilary comment...not such a spoil... not such a spoil at all!)lol

I wish I could be Warren Buffett's love child


LMFAO!!! DAMNIT!!! I told Kiera to attach the exhaust tube...KK!!! DROP!!

Your wish is granted, but due to your severe mental disabilities as the love child your trust fund money is spent on your care and therapy.

I wish I could watch the hiddentalent123 and Hillary Clinton amateur porn video

EDIT= principessa beat me to it.
hiddentalent123
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fucking hilarious!

Granted: And your even on set... as the fluffer... for Hillary, because... you know, she needs fluffing while waiting for the next scene

I wish I was the poolboy at the Hefner mansion
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted but you become even more mentally unstable when you see your mum, half sister and fiancé there having an orgy with Hefner, seeing your Grandma there too truly didn't help

I wish I had some aromatic crispy duck to eat.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
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Granted but it makes you start quacking like a duck

wish i had some JD an Coke
hiddentalent123
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My grandma would be the death of Hef! Lol

Granted: but your duck was taken from the BP oil spill waters. The flavors a little on the tangy side
(oops, too slow)
Granted: on your doorstep are some John Deere tractor parts and a brick of Columbia's finest

I wished I owned a yacht cruising the Mediterranean
Unknown User
Granted but your crew arrive wearing Costa Concordia t-shirts.

I wish I had a private plane with a sexy flight attendant and a well-stocked bar.
hiddentalent123
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Granted: You're television just broke

I wish somebody would clean my garage
TheSensualLady
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Granted, it's completely organized but they threw away all of your boxes of amateur porn you made with two blonde-haired underwear models who lived next door to you three years ago.

I wish I could go to Key West, Florida this weekend.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
hiddentalent123
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NOT THE PORN!!!

Granted: Unfortunately you followed behind Jimmy Buffett at the unisex bathroom and got the crabs!

I wish I could make boxes of porn with blonde underwear models
TheSensualLady
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Granted but they are French models on vacation and because of the blindfold you wore you find out too late that they aren't real blondes nor fond of shaving when not working.

I wish I could have a pool party this weekend with friends.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
hiddentalent123
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Granted: but they have terrible incontinence

I wish I had super strength and could talk to animals
Guest
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Granted.....but the chlorine is to high and burns everybody's eyes.


I wish I could have gone out for margaritas tonight!
Unknown User
Granted but the chicken is a bit off and you spend the night in the loo

I wish I had a lovely female companion for the day.
hiddentalent123
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Granted: but you're transported in time and you're floating with the crew of the USS Indianapolis.

I wish I was locked in a bedroom with a Victoria Secrets model
hiddentalent123
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Granted: but he had a plate (a large plate) of that same dodgy chicken. You have also lost the key to the lock

I wish I was laying on a beach
HotRodG
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Granted, and just so you know, the beach at Hongwon, North Korea is lovely this time of year.

I wish that extraterrestrial entities would arrive and give humanity the secret to anti-gravity drive systems.
hiddentalent123
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What's up HotRod?

Granted: But the very large secret, and I mean large secret, is implanted in your ass. What's with aliens and our asses?!

I wish I could experience space sex
HotRodG
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Hey, brother.

Your wish is granted, but because of Newton's 3rd law of motion, when you thrust in, you are propelled backward at the same force as your thrust, striking the bulkhead of the ISS, knocking yourself unconcious.

I wish I had World Series tickets.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by hiddentalent123
Granted: but he had a plate (a large plate) of that same dodgy chicken. You have also lost the key to the lock

I wish I was laying on a beach


WTF he's superman dodgy chicken doesn't affect his sexy arse and he can break down the door with a tap of his finger, no no no ur not ruining my hot sex with Henry

Granted but the tickets are for last year.

I wish I could go on a jet ski, never been on one looks like so much fun smile
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
hiddentalent123
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Sex with Superman might be a little dangerous kiera! Better stretch first!

Granted, but you're being chased by pirates off the shores of Somalia

I wish I could discover life on another planet
HotRodG
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Granted, but they are all like Honey-BooBoo and her family.

I wish I could be a fighter pilot.