Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Spoil my Wish

last reply
3.6k replies
147k views
0 watchers
0 likes
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: transported in time and you are on your 4th yr. at the Hanoi Hilton

I wish I could meet Jack London
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but unlike the future author, you are arrested for being an oyster pirate.

I wish I knew how to build a particle accelerator.

[ As an aside, I understand that having Hillary Clinton smearing oil on you is not a spoiler. I will also agree with that considering this...]
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: but one problem... achieving 1.21 jigowatts!!!

I wish, more earnestly now, to have Hillary Clinton spread oil and vinegar on me like a Subway sandwich
LunarVenom
Forum Whore
Granted. But your carriage is made of cabbage. I don't know how, but it happened.

I wish I had a piece of tasty chocolate... or a good chocolate chip cookie.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but the delicious, artisan-crafted chockie cookie starts talking to you after all that Absinthe you drank.

I wish all air traffic became DIRIGBLES ONLY.
Unknown User
Granted but the fuel costs a fortune


I wish red carpets would be rolled out for me wherever I went.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but they make excellent target practice for hunters with crossbows!

I wish that I had stayed single longer!


Granted but you now have an allergy to red dye and break out into hives!

I wish I had stayed single longer
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: you decide to stay single and now own 19 cats

I wish I had a nymphomaniac underwear model as a neighbor
Unknown User
Granted, but she's a snob and doesn't give you the time of day.
TheSensualLady
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
Quote by hiddentalent123
Granted: you decide to stay single and now own 19 cats

I wish I had a nymphomaniac underwear model as a neighbor



Granted, but it's a male underwear model from Lithuania who is now making his own amateur porn with your girlfriend while you're at work.

I wish I had my own private plane and pilot to travel anywhere I wanted.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Unknown User
Granted let me introduce myself. I am puppy ur pilot. Your fees get paid from ur knees.

I wish I didnt deserve punishment so often. But im so bad
Guest
Lurker
Granted...You no longer have the ability to be bad...you cannot deserve punishment...but you still get smacked across the nose with a newspaper for absolutely no reason at all.

I wish I had a plane ticket to paradise.
Unknown User
Granted... Unfortunately its the paradise of Russia, Sochi and months after the Olympics the repairs are still not made...

I wish there was a sexy lady in my bed waiting for me right now...
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but it's a mirage that dissipates when you climb in bed.

I wish I had more time in each day to get everything done.
Unknown User
Granted... The extra hours are spent getting things done, unfortunately... More things pile on as the hours pass... :/

I wish I had some candy... smile
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: you get multiple cavities

I wish that the person below me has all of their dreams come true
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
I point blank refuse to spoil that thank you what a lovely wish, but you know I just checked and Henry isn't in my bed you must wish harder for me babes its not working lol

I wish I had a huge tub of cookie dough ice cream so I could gorge myself and comfort eat.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
granted but suffering not from even a remote shred of goodness I direct Henry to steal your ice cream he runs off with it giggling like a school girl

I wish I was at the Waldorf
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Granted: thank you for cleaning my room so well

I wish I was friends with Henry Cavill so I could introduce him to kiera. Let her put his superpowers to the test
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, as Henry and Kiera end up getting "married, married, MAR-RIED!" (as Charleze Theron in "Arrested Development" would put it). I'm not sure if that's exactly spoiling the wish, but......well, there you go.

I wish I could get seven sails to the wind on one beer.
Unknown User
Granted because I share mine with you. Here ya go. But you get pulled over by the space police speeding in your flying saucer and buzzing earth. They give you a ticket for DU fuckin I. The lady space cop lets you off easy if you get on your knees and eat her right there. So you do and the beer then starts to wear off and you find yourself on the barroom floor sucking some old homeless guy from Brooklyn.


I wish I were laying on the beach right now in a super comfy chair enjoying the sights.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Now that's a spoil! Consider this your intervention GardnerGuy, put the beer down!

Granted: Unfortunately dogs aren't allowed on this beach and a cynophobic elderly woman maces you

I wish I could get pulled over by that lady space cop Puppy refers to. Wow!
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by hiddentalent123
Granted: thank you for cleaning my room so well

I wish I was friends with Henry Cavill so I could introduce him to kiera. Let her put his superpowers to the test


Good one and awww you're a gem and I could so handle Henry but could he handle me??

Ok granted but you do realise she ended up being some homeless guy in Brooklyn don't you babes??

I wish I had a full English breakfast I'm starving
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Ha! Funny! I read it too fast! (mouthwash please!)

Granted: but it gives you uncontrollable flatulence and you scare the neighborhood children

I wish I had a better comprehension of what I read! Lol
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but with this new comprehension you understand the plight of the homeless in NYC and offer your car, a Prius, to Dirty Mike and the boys for them to use as a "soup kitchen".

I wish that, while I was at the Star Fleet Academy, I had made a different decision during the Kobyashi Maru test. (Spoiler: Kill them all, let God sort them out is the incorrect decision)
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Lmao! Dirty Mike and the boys!

Granted: But chasing Uhura around while vigorously masturbating and yelling at her to talk filth in Klingon was not a good option! Alas, the conundrum of the Maru has only been solved by the one and only... James Tiberius

I wish I was an archeologist who finds definitive proof of the origins of human life
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, and your proof shows that humanity and all of the life forms on the planet were just a drunken mistake while the creator was on a drinking binge.

I wish the tyrannosaurus rex that lives in the woods behind my house would stop with roaring at all hours of the night.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but now it just CAN'T STOP scat singin. (and occasionally dipping into Minnie Ripperton's "Love in You".

I wish the entire planet was fused together so there were no more oceans.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, the planet has been slung out of its orbit and is travelling at the speed of a rifle bullet straight at the sun causing the oceans to boil off.

I wish the state would allow me to keep an alligator as a domestic pet