Spoil my Wish

30 Apr 2014

Granted, but now you have to live in the Reptile House at the zoo.

I wish I could get a story published on Lush.

30 Apr 2014

Granted but your story is so radical and crazy that it brings you too much notoriety and infamy at this site as people tremble in your wake. (or, well, after your posts)

I wish there was a condiment gun designed specifically for blasting squirts of mustard, ketchup, etc. thirty feet.

30 Apr 2014

Granted, but the selector switch is broken so instead of fully automatic or 3 shot burst, the condiment oozes out just like the bottle.

I wish I could lead the first manned mission to Mars

30 Apr 2014

Granted keep your weapons primed and at the ready you will need them you have just entered the Slough Trading Estate

I wish I was on a date with candle lit dinner the works, never had a candle lit dinner before crybaby

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

30 Apr 2014

Granted, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is excited you are at the table with him.

I wish I could talk backward in at least 3 different languages.

30 Apr 2014

Granted... But everyone thinks you are from Mars... They throw you on the first shuttle out of here and you end up on Mars with no weapons... :/

I wish I could visit Norway again...

30 Apr 2014

Granted but in order to do so you must walk backwards hence you never get to where you want to go.

Edit, AM where did you come from. Granted but you enter the country illegally and get kicked out by immigration.

Hiya AM Big Hugs

I wish I could fluently speak at least 1 other language, so far all I can manage is hello and goodbye in a few and I can swear in Hebrew Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

30 Apr 2014

Impressed by your swearing in Hebrew.

Now you're fluent in kasghanorish, but only two other people in the world speak it, and they wont talk to you.

I wish I had a mini helicopter.

30 Apr 2014

Granted: but the rotor is shoulder height and you forget to duck...ouch!

I wish I was scuba diving and found sunken treasure

30 Apr 2014

Granted, but you are diving in the North Atlantic so you have a balmy 45 degree F water temperature and the treasure you find is the radioactive remains of a downed Russian submarine.

I wish I could travel back into time and meet, seduce, then bed Cleopatra

30 Apr 2014

Granted, but then you take a milk bath together afterward and lactose intolerance kicks in putting you into anaphylactic shock.

I wish I was garden guys space cop

30 Apr 2014

Granted and it goes great until Mark Anthony shows up and you make an asp of yourself.

I wish I could magically bring one of my favorite Lush friends to me right now.

30 Apr 2014

Granted - but you bring them back and they don't like you anymore.

I wish I could be twenty one again.

30 Apr 2014

Granted but your making the same wages you did when you were 21 and it's not enough$ to finance your current lifestyle.

I wish I was a performer with cirque soleil

30 Apr 2014

Granted: You're unsure of what you want to do with your life, you're unsure if you are taking the right classes, you're unsure of how you're going to pay the bills, you're unsure...

I wish I could hit a homerun at Fenway Park

30 Apr 2014

Granted: You're unsure of what you want to do with your life, you're unsure if you are taking the right classes, you're unsure of how you're going to pay the bills, you're unsure...

I wish I could hit a homerun at Fenway Park

Too slow...Granted, but they don't give you anytime to practice before they make you one of the rope walkers

1 May 2014

Granted... You spend 10 hours hitting balls, trying to get a homerun... When you finally do, no one is around to see it and no one believes you... :/

I wish I was the entertainment director on an adults only cruise ship... smile

1 May 2014

Granted but entertainers refuse to work for you, so you have to perform every act yourself, mmm could get messy

I wish I was on holiday now

1 May 2014

Granted, you're on holiday... in Siberia wearing a bikini.

I wish my favorite restaurant was within walking distance of my house.

1 May 2014

Granted but you get severe food poising from it making you not like it anymore.

I wish i got a massive pay rise

1 May 2014

Granted but an extra 20 hours of work a week goes with it.

I wish I could earn big bucks for just writing my stories.

1 May 2014

Granted....but instead of erotica you have to write children's books.

I wish I was sitting on a beach somewhere.

1 May 2014

Granted. You're stranded on a deserted island after a shipwreck.

I wish I was sitting on the beach at a tropical resort with Sheri for company.

1 May 2014

Spoil your wish sad

I was on the ship with Sheri.

Wish I had a motor boat and some more food. Hehe

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/-daddys-girl-.aspx

1 May 2014

Granted, but your boat springs a leak and the water spoils all your food.

I wish I had a personal chef.

1 May 2014

Granted, but your personal chef is Gary Busey, who's constantly on bath salts when working.

I wish I could pull off 30 push-ups in 20 seconds.

2 May 2014

Granted, but you will be naked and have a naked Harry Reid squatting over your ass.

I wish I could break the sound barrier in a car

2 May 2014

Granted...But then you also break through the roadblock barrier marking a bridge that's out for construction

I wish I hadn't drank all that tequila...

2 May 2014

Granted, but you ended up bonging 10 sleeves of boilermakers.

I wish I could mime better.

2 May 2014

Shhhhhhhh...you still suck at it

I wish nothing but wonderful things to happen to the person below me