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hiddentalent123
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Granted: but the genie thought you said Adam

I wish I was the number 1 golfer in the world
GardenerGuy
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Granted, but the glory lasts for just one PGA tourney, and then for every one thereafter, you're beaten out by either weavindreams or chgolf.

I wish the English Premier League required that all players wear tutus, and subs must be constantly smoking pall malls on long cigarette holders, and sit on the bench with their legs crossed.
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Granted...no conditions. I would love to see that

I wish Doug were responsible for the Premier League
GardenerGuy
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I think that would be conflict of interest if I fielded that one, Cindy.

(according to my LL's............Lush Lawyers)
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Fucking Blasphemy you two shame on you Seeing Wayne Rooney in a tutu would do irreparable damage to ones eyes some things just don't need to be seen

No wish Gardener??

I wish for Gardener to be kept as far away from Premier League Football as humanly possible, Cin too now for that matter
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Can't grant that wish Kiera...my burning ambition now is to make tutus mandatory kit for football teams and the subs bench to look like something from The KitKat Club.
Much more entertaining for those of us who have no interest in a load of male prima donnas kicking a bit of leather round a field.

I wish Liza Minelli was England manager and Louis Spence the coach.
GardenerGuy
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Granted but then Louis is then replaced by David Moyes who does an even worse job, who then ends up getting replaced by Miss S. Boyle. Liza o.d.'s on bath salts.


I wish the Beatles were all still alive and playing reunion gigs.
HotRodG
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Granted, but all of their songs are now done in the gangster rap style.

I wish I had bought into the Microsoft company in 1988 when the stock was 1 dollar a share.
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Granted....but you bought them from a phony broker and he took off with your money.

I wish I will sleep like a baby tonight.
Guest
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granted but hope someone is there to change the diaper

i wish i had more than one wish
Guest
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Granted. Take all you wish babe.

I wish my friend Jane a speedy recovery and much love.
Guest
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granted....not spoiling that one

i wish i was in cindy's big bed right now
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Granted...waiting.....
But it's actually not that big so you'll have to put up with being right up close.



I wish my bed were smaller.....
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Granted, but now it's only a camp bed, too small to get Ginger in.

I wish I had a yacht.
GardenerGuy
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Granted:





......but in your insane quest for the unattainable, you acquire that big, mysterious google barge:





.......and everyone fears you sad


I wish there was a product that combined peanut butter and jelly. (ingredients, btw, I'm not too hot on)
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granted..... just not sure p.b.& j vodka taste that good






i wish it would stop raining
Tranquil
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granted forever saturday night. only you have no money and all your friends and family are away plus your power has now been cut off and you have no internet access.

Wish all the worries where no longer mine
GardenerGuy
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Granted but all the people whom you foisted all your worries onto begrudge you because now they're worry-warting over things like if you might need a raincoat before you head out, or the current state of your relations with your in-laws and relatives......

I wish I didn't need sunglasses for sun.
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Granted. you DONT need them for the sun - you need them because you are blind.

i wish i could fly like a bird
hiddentalent123
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Granted: Unfortunately your a pheasant during hunting season

I wish I could invent a teleportation device
TheSensualLady
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Granted, but you can't pay the bank loans back that you used to finance the building of the device. They auction it off before you can use it and I buy it for half the cost.

I wish I could go on a month-long vacation to some of the beaches of Florida with close friends.
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Granted but hurricane Lulubelle hits and you spend most of your tome indorrs!

I wish things could be like they were a week ago!
GardenerGuy
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Granted - welcome to Groundhog Week.

I wish there was a special Shower Button that I could press to get good and squeaky clean without having to actually take a shower.
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granted... but I'm there too

wish my left arm still worked right
Unknown User
Granted. Now it's your right arm that doesn't work, um, right.

I wish I was cruising the highways in a luxury touring car (say, an Aston Martin).
Unknown User
Granted, but there are so many road works that the traffic has built up and there are mile long traffic jams.

I wish I understood theoretical physics.
Tranquil
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Granted but you then need to take on Quantum and get completely confused at all the possibilities

I wish I could have that perfect life that one can only dream of
Unknown User
Granted but it quickly becomes apparent that you're in a coma and dreaming the whole thing.

I wish computers could just fix themselves.