Spoil my Wish

7 May 2014

Granted: Your customers will also tip every February 29th.

I wish I could have met Ernest Hemingway

7 May 2014

Granted but you die the same time he does.

I wish I could find the perfect man with the perfect penis that can make love perfectly

8 May 2014

Quote by Tranquil
I wish i could spend more time here on lush and also get the time to finish my latest story.

Granted, but you spend so much time here, a very impressed Nicola gets you to take over for a couple months. And the more time you spend on your story the more strangely compelled you are to write that Great Teletubbies Saga.

Quote by throbbingwetpussy
I wish I could find the perfect man with the perfect penis that can make love perfectly

um..........(ahem, ahem)......lol granted? Alas - I turn out to be a hologram like that dude in THX 1138.

I wish I had a nationwide chain of universities named after me.

8 May 2014

Granted all Universities in Brixton, Liverpool and Essex are now named after you Embarassed

I wish someone would give me a back massage

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

8 May 2014

Granted....but their hands are so cold you can't stop shivering

I wish someone would bring me a drink

8 May 2014

Granted... But they end up pouring it on your shirt.... the ice cold beverage makes your nipples hard, which turns them on... and you end up having amazing sex on your desk at work, get caught by your boss because of your screams and are fired... Now your driving home trying to figure out how to explain this all to hubby... smile

I wish I was a beverage carrier... biggrin

8 May 2014

Granted.....but you spill the drink all over the woman it was intended for, her nipples get hard, you get turned on, you bend her over her desk and fuck her, her boss hears and fires her. She then drags you home to explain all this to her hubby

I wish I was driving home now.

8 May 2014

Granted ... but it's a stolen one :P

I wish I could have a beer right now ;)

8 May 2014

Granted but it's a dealcoholized one.

I wish I had a little place in the country where I could hide away.

8 May 2014

Granted, unfortunately, you hid too well and couldn't get out.

I wish my wishes would really come true

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown

8 May 2014

granted but why was your last wish "i wish i was dead" bootyshake

i wish i was in england

8 May 2014

Granted, but it rains that whole time you are there and it makes you very depressed.

I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow.

8 May 2014

granted but its been raining nonstop and you are stuck on the tube with a power outage.

I wish I knew all of the answers

8 May 2014

oops...that was for ginger.

Granted..but you will go shopping and wreck your car.

I wish my skinny jeans still fit

9 May 2014

Granted the slide on you nicely but u wont know there is an added patch on your ass.

Wish i could find a warm spot with my loved one

13 May 2014

Granted....but it is so small only one of you can fit.

I wish my boobs were smaller.

13 May 2014

I cannot in all good conscience grant that wish SheriPie. Wish denied... dontknow

lol

I wish it would stop raining

13 May 2014

Granted but then it gets extremely dry and hot for the whole summer making you wish for some rain to cool things down.

I wish I had a romantic date planned for this week.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

13 May 2014

Granted: I'll even allow you to supersize that combo meal if you want.

I wish I could reconnect with some friends that I've lost touch with.

13 May 2014

Granted, but they are now homeless and want to borrow money.

I wish I had the power to become invisible at will

13 May 2014

Granted but your so accident prone it doesn't matter everyone still always knows you're there, which reminds me you still owe me for the loss of my best China.

I wish I could understand the ending of Lost WTF dontknow

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

13 May 2014

Granted but you now spend countless hours trying to explain to others, who never grasp it, ( you asked the impossible KK)

I wish I understood why people rave about Justin Bieber

13 May 2014

Granted, but the understanding gives you a great urge to piss in public.

I wish I felt appreciated for the things I do for friends.

13 May 2014

Granted Allie but that will make you do more ( fuck it Allie I hated spoiling that wish)

I wish my and Allie's wish comes true

13 May 2014

Granted, here i am but i can't stay long Lwinking

I wish Allie and Bobbie would come over and wash my cars while topless

14 May 2014

Granted, but they can't understand why you wanted to be topless

I wish I could be invisible for one day

14 May 2014

granted, but you suddenly are invited to Oprah's show and you couldn't be found. too bad.

I wish my writer's block goes away

14 May 2014

granted, but you get so many ideas that they get jumbled up and you write nonsense

i wish i was at the beach

14 May 2014

granted, but the sea's full of jellyfish and a naked fifty-year-old guy with a nine-months' pregnancy's worth of beer belly keeps on eyeing you.

I wish I could finish customizing my car.

14 May 2014

Granted,

Well done, Ianne...

I wish I knew how to split an atom