Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Spoil my Wish

last reply
3.6k replies
147k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but it takes control of all the appliances in your house and now you are a prisoner.

I wish I had a Cherry Tootsie Pop.
Guest
Lurker
granted but it tastes like strawberry

i wish i was on the beach surfing
HunniDew
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but there's a huge storm on the horizon.

I wish I was on a Greek island.


HunniDew
Unknown User
Granted, but it's volcanic and about to blow

I wish for some Greek (escort talk for anal).
Guest
Lurker
granted.... moses the gay gambian priest will be right there

i wish i was back in georgia
Unknown User
Granted but your GPS got mixed up and you're in Georgia the Russian satellite country, not Georgia the US state (PS. did you consider that I might actually be okay with the gay Gambian priest? ;) )

I wish my greatest erotic fantasy would come true.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted not spoiling that

Wish I was in Georgia with my Ginger

Edit Seeker stop jumping in front of me.

Granted you finally get to have an orgy with multiple dwarfs and midgets.

Wish is same wish I was in Georgia with Ginger
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
not spoiling that one either babees

i wish i was anywhere with my kk
Unknown User
Granted, but it's hurricane season and your beach is right in the firing line.

I wish I could sail a boat.
Guest
Lurker
Granted. You're made Captain. The vessel is The Flying Dutchman.

I wish the cunt that stirred the shit and caused Rosie to leave and wrongly accused innocent people would have the backbone to hold their hand up and explain themselves.
Guest
Lurker
Granted. You're now in San Quentin State Prison and that bitch is somewhere in there. Take your pick.

I wish I have the lead role in the next Martin Scorsese movie.
Unknown User
Granted, but you made such a balls up of it they won't employ you again.

Wish I knew what to wish for.
Guest
Lurker
授出之购股权。 但你必须生活在共产主义天堂

I wish I had a pencil.
Unknown User
Granted but it keep breaking and there's no sharpener for miles

I wish I had windows in my office.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but they are broken and permanently boarded up.

I wish there were some interesting movies out.
Unknown User
Granted, but the cinema is in another town and you haven't the fare.

I wish I was on a South Sea island with all the dusky maidens in their grass skirts.
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but all the dusky maidens are amazon men.

I wish I wasn't going to hung over in the morning!
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but missed out on the chance to really tie one on - it would have been (somehow) the most beneficial-to-your-life one you've ever had.

I wish the Academy Awards were hosted, from now on, solely by Gary Busey.

EDIT: on peyote.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Granted...but you know what? I would love that also so I am not spoiling that wish.

I wish I had a taste for Kim-Chi
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but she punches you in the face when you lick her.

I wish my coffee cup would refill by itself.
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but only on the condition that you're constantly drinking from it to keep it from overflowing.







and only through this glasses-with-moustache straw







I wish 50 (y.o.) was the new.......oh, 23?
Twofish1way
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but 23 now looks and feels like 73.
I wish I could fuck my next client and not feel guilty.
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but the guilt you do not feel is pressed upon him and he takes his business elsewhere.


I wish there was something decent on TV to watch in the middle of the day.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by GardenerGuy


LOL....I would so wear those glasses but it wouldn't be to drink coffee!


Granted but it is all adult rated and miss work

I wish I could fly on a broom stick!
GardenerGuy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but it's an old curling broom, and soon life becomes a depraved whirlwind of bonspiels, cashspiels, and briers, getting drunk with really boring people, and wearing ungainly clothes that conform to that crowd. Before you know it you're about 42 pounds overweight and accordingly lose interest in riding your broom, but your curling jokes will be top-notch.

I wish they'd somehow combine "Glee" with "Breaking Bad".

(or "Fried Green Tomatoes" with "Driller Killer")
Unknown User
Granted, but now all your glee is broken and you've been frying green tomatoes all day and ended up with a killer headache drilling into your skull.

I wish I could paint.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
It will but alas its overdone and goes in the bin ... you land up cooking a pizza (ke)

Edit - sorry I didnt post a wish did I .. so ...


I wish a sexy woman would knock on my door .. drag me to the bedroom and ravish me ..