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Granted, but now everyone thinks you had tuna for lunch.

I wish I had a housekeeping staff.
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Granted but instead of cleaning up your home, they clean out your home.


wish i had a steak burrito to eat
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Granted, but someone kicks yours and you can't sit down for a week.

I wish I was a sexier person.
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granted but now the girls are all over you and wear you down.


I really wish i would not have eaten those white castle hamburgers
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Granted....But you ate McDonalds Hamburgers instead now feel even sicker than before.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday!
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Granted. We'll change it's name to Oneday but you still have to go to work.

I wish I had the energy to go to the gym to build up more energy.........
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Granted, /hands you a can of red Bull cause it gives you wings It also gives you an upset stomach so, you return home to lie in bed.



I wish i owned a Maserati
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Granted but then I come along an steal it and sell it for a big wedge

wish I had loads of money and didn't have to work again.
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Getting the helicopter is easy, second part is impossible

I wish Carl would give me the wheels back that he took from my car
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by bobbie93
Getting the helicopter is easy, second part is impossible

I wish Carl would give me the wheels back that he took from my car


ROFLMAO i know right the tea leaf pmsl

I cant grant that the scouser sold them already but i do have a kwik fit voucher for you thank me with cookies

I wish I had a voucher for hot sex with henry Cavill
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Granted but he just had a sex change operation


i wish i had sunglasses like Cyclops from the x-men
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Granted and hell freezes over

I wish England could get their act together
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Granted but he becomes a crime boss and orders a hit on you

Edit* granted we send all of England to acting school

I wish i was a famous porn film directer
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by bobbie93
Granted and hell freezes over

I wish England could get their act together


Me to fucking hell i never thought id want to be German but now i do

Granted ur the male porn version of Bill Gates well done (shakes ur hand)

I wish I had steak and lobster for dinner and cookies for pudding
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Granted , but the lobster is really big and decides to have you for dinner.





wish i could sing at a really high octave
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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Granted , but the lobster is really big and decides to have you for dinner.





wish i could sing at a really high octave


He best not have taken my cookie

Granted ur now the lead part in the transgender version of Oliver and considered (puse really suits u btw) the new Aled Jones of our time.....bit wierd yeah seens ur in ur 40's but hey balls will drop in time im sure

I wish i had some chocolate cheesecake from M & S
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Granted but I arrive and eat half of it

I wish I hadn't drunk all the vodka at weekend
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Granted. You only drank half, but you've still got a hell of a hangover.

I wish Kiera would drop the textspeak. (No offence Kiera, just can't stand it) (I guess I'm just old fashioned)
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Granted. I've got with the lingo but English is so beautiful and your posts are never overlong or boring. Please don't pout.

I wish there were fairies at the bottom of my garden.
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Granted but it came from Ricks fridge it's been there for only God knows how long and is covered with mold.

I wish I was in a porn.
silveranode
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Too many wishes and just as many dreams.
Too many people trying to ruin your happiness.
Some are still possible - listening to an Aled Jones CD.
It's a pity that I never managed to hear him in person.
Then for a change of pace, I'll crank-up 'Barnsey' and "Working Class Man".
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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Granted but it came from Ricks fridge it's been there for only God knows how long and is covered with mold.

I wish I was in a porn.


Granted its OAP porn tho enjoy and here meet Agnes

I wish people were nicer here sometimes
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Granted but everyone in your real life will now seem twice as crabby.

I wish KK was my neighbor.
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Granted but she runs you ragged having you do her yard work, home repairs, washing her car , laundry and other chores while she is out galavanting and you never have any time with her.



I wish I could take a week at the beach and swim and get massages every day and read and write and dance.