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Spoil my Wish

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Granted but he's 98 years old and has shingles


I wish I could fly!
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera
Granted but its a Brit beach so all pebble it hurts ur feet, u end up at A & E on morphine and all ur stories u write get laughed at and rejected cause ur high

I wish I had a sex slave


and you need another one when you already have me? just why?

edit - sorry half asleep here .. you can but one wing doesnt work properly and you can only fly in circles.

I wish someone would come and spring clean my house .. I dont mind paying .. I just cant motivate myself to do it.
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Granted but while they are there the steal all your furniture and find the thousands of pounds you have stuffed in matress

I wish my grass would cut itself
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Granted, but it keeps on cutting until you're down to the bare earth.

I wish I was a Middle Eastern Sultan with a harem.
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Granted but your harem is made out of sloven hairy old men.

I wish the next post would give me something really cool. ;)
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Granted.....you get a bag of ice but it is so hot it all melted

I wish I could sleep
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Granted but you're going to have terrifying nightmares all night.

I wish I could make myself invisible
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Granted! To bad, I was just about to give you a killer BJ but you disappeared!

I wish I could fly
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Hands you a can of Redbull. Because it gives you wings.


I really wish it wasn't 4am
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Granted but its 8 am

wish i cud fuck all lush members
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Quote by SheriPie
Granted! To bad, I was just about to give you a killer BJ but you disappeared!

I wish I could fly


Don't let that stop you, just pretend you're blindfolded.

Granted but since it makes no sense now you really are confused.

I wish I could seduce whomever i wanted when I wanted.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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Don't let that stop you, just pretend you're blindfolded.

Granted but since it makes no sense now you really are confused.

I wish I could seduce whomever i wanted when I wanted.


Granted consider me Seduced

I wish I could juggle more then 2 things at once...don't get me wrong...kids think im awesome but i am a perfectionist and want to be able to juggle more things
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Hands you some Ben Wa balls to start with


I wish you would go in and work my shift for me. So i can stay home and relax.
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Granted, but you've run straight into my arms just as I was taking off my lilac thong.

I wish you'd all stop picking on poor little me.GT7v4rR3CD6mTR4W
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Awe! Granted. But then you miss the attention and feel forlorn!



I wish I could ditch my car and ride a horse wherever I went.
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Granted, but now you have to turn your garage into a stable, buy fodder, groom your horse every day, mucking out.........

I wish I was on holiday.
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Granted but it rains hard all day and night, the hotel room leaks and no other room in resort, (actually happened to me lol)

I wish I was on holiday and that it couldn't be spoilt lol
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Granted but your holiday is spent with me :P

I wish i could travel the world
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Granted but guess what you got to take me.

I wish I didn't have a cold (probably man flu but us girls are tough)
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Granted know you got hay fever lol..............And us men are tough as well we just like getting the sympathy lmao

I wish it was the weekend already
adele
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Granted, but it was 11:59 pm last weekend, so you get to do Monday all over again.

I wish I could relive the best year of my life
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Granted but it's the AC unit from a theatre so you're soon huddled under blankets wearing three layers of clothing.

I wish it wasn't going to rain tomorrow (our forecast for the weekend sucks).
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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Granted but it's the AC unit from a theatre so you're soon huddled under blankets wearing three layers of clothing.

I wish it wasn't going to rain tomorrow (our forecast for the weekend sucks).


Granted it hale stones all day and the hales stones break all the tiles on your roof and you have no home insurance

I wish I had some aromatic crispy duck to eat im hungry or a cheeseburger and some of Racy's brownies....just not the cream cheese ones cause they are just wrong on so many levels imo ...just sayin
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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granted but awwww babes, you got those brownies from peepee, and that ain't cream cheese...


i wish i wasn't feeling sick with flu
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
granted but awwww babes, you got those brownies from peepee, and that ain't cream cheese...


i wish i wasn't feeling sick with flu


Noooo you are sick?? please tell me thats not man flu thats fatal. gorjus get better soon ok.

Viola ur on the mend this cream cheese ...or whatever the hell it is works a dream.

I wish I had some jelly tots
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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granted... putting jelly on my tits... sorry i don't have tots

wish my kk was here, so sick