Granted.... But it is a match box car
I wish I could wear flip flops year round
Granted but the kids draw,all over your face with permanent marker
I wish I was with Cindy right now
Granted but it keeps replenishing itself. overflows and floods your home and you are now swimming in blasted tea.
I wish i had a new lush account
Granted but the tires go flat and you can't afford to fix them all
I wish I could sleep soundly tonight.
Granted but the real owner wants it back. Now.
I wish I could go back to university and change my major.
Granted but you fail all the exams and end up working in McDonalds
I wish my tummy would stop hurting
Granted but now your arse hurts from sitting on it.
I wish i would find a treasure chest full of valuable artifacts.
Granted but Carl then steals it....fucking scousers lol
I wish the new Star Wars film was out already so I can watch it
Granted but you know it's going downhill when the first thing you see is the USS Enterprise crewed by Ewoks.
I wish for a week on a beautiful island with a beautiful woman.
Granted , but that island is inhabited by always hungry cannibals.
I wish there were more fun threads like this one
Granted but your laptop breaks and you cant afford to replace it so cant play in them
I wish I suddenly discovered I had a rich relative who makes me their soul air
Granted but the will requires moving into their crumbling old mansion with their creepy servants and becoming full-time personal assistant to their cat.
I wish I could make Lushing into a paid job.
Granted but paying moderators bankrupts Nicola and the site ceases to be
I wish I felt better and could have a cup of tea im gasping for one.
"Rufus" lol...
Ok you wish is granted but... after you catch and kill that little moth you quickly get to meet his large, angry family - who all heard little mothy cry for help - so now you have a few dozen vengeance seeking moths swarming and terrorizing you
I wish I could be taking my vacation starting right now instead of in a few weeks...
Granted but no water there.
Wish i cud gulp a horse cock in my pussy
Granted but it's a toy horse as I don't promote
I wish I could meet that certain someone from Lush
Granted but it's free because a local sheik has added you to his harem.
I wish I had a harem.