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Spoil my Wish

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granted, but you she decide for another man.

I wish to travel soon to USA...
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Granted... Unfortunately you are stranded in a small airport in Minnesota... and cant leave till the spring thaw...

I wish to travel to the Maldives... smile
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granted, unfortunately your plane was redirected because of maintance reasons to Tehran where you have to spend a week of your vacation till you can travel further.

I wish to travel to Jerusalem someday...
baileyass
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Granted, but everyone is at Seychelles and you are surrounded by pirates and running low on food.

Damn! That was for Ardent.

As for Aragon, your wish is granted but you forgot your passport.

I wish I win the jackpot.
simplyjohn
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Granted .. however the jackpot is ME for the weekend! (lol).

I want to be like Pinocchio but its something else that gets longer (ke).
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granted, your ears grow when ever you lie!

I want to become a famos actor...
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Granted, but once you become famous you have all these paparazzi following you and you can't have the life you had before..

I wish I had a brother or a sister...
headhunter13
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Granted, you have a big brother to watch over you...

Hmmm, I wish I lived in Canada.
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Granted but to pay rent you would have to make love to your landladysmile

I wish I were dating a firefighter ;)
headhunter13
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Granted but be careful, their pretty hot

I wish I had 2 roses and a blindfold.
hornyguyaus
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granted but the roses are dead and the blindfold is made of an old potato sack

I wish I had a pet rhino
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Granted... But he has a bad habit of poking your ass with his horn...

I wish I was traveling the world...
baileyass
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Granted but you can only cover whatever you can within 80 days.

I wish I have my foot up and drinking a nice cup of coffee with a book.
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granted...your foot is in a cast because it's broken, the coffee is cold, and the book is "the cat in the hat"

I wish it was summer already
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granted but she is kissing me instead..lmao

I wish people would stop being so nasty and just love
Dancewithme
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Quote by kiera
Granted but ur now unemployed as a marriage councillor lol

I wish England win the world cup next year in Brazil


They are having so much trouble with that stadium in Brazil, you may have to settle for that cup being won elsewhere by the UK.

I wish I had a way to give presents to all my friend's children on Lush anonymously for being such good friends.
simplyjohn
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They do but for tiddly winks and shove half-penny .. football they get knocked out in the first round.

I wish I could find a mistress that treats me well, doesnt incinerate pizza's and lets me have weekends off.

edit - I knew I should have posted the good ol W and then edited .. damn it!

Aboves wish - Granted but having done that for Christmas you have to buy for birthday's too!

Person below please address my wish as above lol.
Kiera
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Quote by simplyjohn
They do but for tiddly winks and shove half-penny .. football they get knocked out in the first round.

I wish I could find a mistress that treats me well, doesnt incinerate pizza's and lets me have weekends off.

edit - I knew I should have posted the good ol W and then edited .. damn it!

Aboves wish - Granted but having done that for Christmas you have to buy for birthday's too!

Person below please address my wish as above lol.


LMFAO tiddly winks

Lol granted she now cooks pizza to utter perfection, is a sex goddess but burns steak

I wish I could spend Christmas with Ginger
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Dancewithme
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I wish I could find a mistress that treats me well, doesn't incinerate pizza's and lets me have weekends off.

John C mistresses are for hire my good fellow. As for your point it is good but I might go that far.

I wish I could get to first base with someone.
hornyguyaus
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Granted...but bases are loaded, and the next batter is at 0.15

I wish I was Superman
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Granted but you were injected with kryptonite

Granted but thats why you burn anything that has a carbon tent...

I wish it was beer garden time again (yes we have outdoor plants and grass here that like rain)

Bugger, content, really must smell check more often.
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Granted... Though all the plants are poison ivy and the mosquitoes are rampant...

I wish I could snatch someone up and jump on a plane to another time zone... smile
baileyass
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Granted. But that someone had a terrible jetlag and you end up wandering alone.

I wish I no longer need to work.
Mysteria27
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Granted but then all you do is spend money that you don't make anymore.




I wish I could sing professionally
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Granted but once you do that you vocal chords are stretched to the limit and you loose your voice ..

I wish I could get a Porsche 911 turbo..
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Quote by insatiable
Granted but once you do that you vocal chords are stretched to the limit and you loose your voice ..

I wish I could get a Porsche 911 turbo..


granted and it's all yours




I wish I could kiss kk
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granted, and 1 month after the guarantee ended the motor gasket broke. Have fun with the 12000 EUR repair note.

I wish I would be traveling on a cruise ship.