Simar thought he was going to be on time, but couldn't resist one last browse through the G-strings at Victoria's Secret.
She was too busy enjoying swatting Simar on the ass while he sniffed the VS thongs...
He was to busy sitting on his deck with binoculars watching the bikini glad women on the beach
She couldn't find a bra with cups.
He is a night owl... He doesn't like getting up in the morning...
He couldn't find his shirt.
because he forgot to tuck and it unravaled
she couldn't find her big candy cane
I kept Lyf up all night (wink wink) Hi Lyf
She was so absorbed reading her new cookbook that she lost track of time.
he was peeping in my bedroom window, watching me get dressed
she stopped off for a quickie
She was left waiting for a ride.
Nick was at the photographers office, trying to have a picture made for his Avatar
She was licking me until I passed out, then she had to give me mouth to mouth, which led to kissing, which led to more licking, which led to me passing out, which led to more mouth to mouth, which led to more kissing, which led to more licking which led to me passing out, which led to more mouth to mouth, which led to more kissing, which led to more licking........
becky had to miss work today. she was just too exhausted and dehydrated, besides i was still hungry
Ginger was late because Becky and KK were both pulling her back to bed...
John was late for work because his wife informed him that she "was going to conceive today" and he really wanted to be there when it happened
Rosie was late because when she heard about the possible conception, she wanted to be there to help in every way possible...
She realized she forgot to wear her pants after stepping outta home, she went back to put her pants and missed her bus