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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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For believing she was an angel...
for scaring some kid on Valentine's day as he pops out of box of candy hearts
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
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For crashing the wedding of US-Senator impersonating as an Italian businessman.
Arrested for boogie boarding on ice with a trashcan lid in rush hour traffic
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Public indecency behind the local police station.
Caught stealing stockings in a department store
Indecent exposure
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Lil girl is stealing teddy bears at all the department stories. Everybody is wondering what she is going to do with them. They hauled her ass in.

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mysteria was arrested for some very public sexual positions. its quite obvious when you think about it.

As a wonderful writer, she wants to ensure you not only go away with a happy feeling from reading her works but an inspired feeling to try it for your self.
And how else is she meant to ensure her fascinating brain has come up with anatomically correct positions but to try them out herself.
Tranquil was taunting the police officers by doing exquisite yoga poses in front of them whilst naked
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
MAAs_tigger arrested for sitting in a fancy restaurant naked
for seducing people with those rosy lips
Simar was arrested for protesting against the Tppa outside the whitehouse wearing only a fig leaf.
Tranquil was charged with double-parking her broomstick in a tow-away zone during rush hour.
Streaked through the local Police precinct on a bet
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Asked 911 to sing "you are my sunshine"
Indecent exposure.

Ha ha
Arrested for getting an erection in public!
leading a polar bear protest at the zoo
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
SG was arrested for groping the lady of the house while pretending to be her chauffeur...
Ardent got arrested for indecent exposure when his robe flew open trying to stick me with one of his arrows
Sheri got arrested for trying to hide my arrow down the front of her shirt... smile
Ardentmale arrested for shooting too many people with his bow arrows
For touching herself in public...
For writing a vulgar speech about a politican
Stole nylons and garters from Victoria Secret