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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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arrested for sniffing his armpits continuously
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For licking self-adhesive stamps..
for walking down the middle of the highway dressed as his avatar
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For wandering aimlessly dressed only in a rumpled old trench coat. Where is he going??
they looked too good. indecent exposure
for boring people at the local diner
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Luring little children into the woods.
for selling concrete dust as drugs to teens
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Arrested for selling illegal Portaits of himself
Arrested for Lush creativity, sorry Leah your posts are over their heads
Lady Ann was arrested for the fashion faux pax of never changing her hat with the seasons...
John Juan should have never taken the sheriffs wife skinny dipping in the middle of the day in the mall fountain.
Impersonating Brad Pitt at a Trump rally
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For trying to pass off polyester as denim.
for looking like in a radiation suit in downtown
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Shooting off weapons within city limits
For being just a bit too tempting
Arrested for being testing the temptations....
arrested for impersonating a sexy porn star.... :P
Arrested for continually screwing up simplistic recipes from The Food Network
Arrested for smoking a joint while using her stationary bike; charged with an SUI (spinning under the influence)

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Arrested for smoking a joint while using her stationary bike; charged with an SUI (spinning under the influence)


Arrested for being a totally cool chick.
unlawful staring
Being a slutty princes.
Lady Ann was sassing the officer. He gave her speed ticket and arrest overnight for insulting him ;)
She was arrested on a complain by her ass for continuously clicking, thereby disturbing the otherwise peaceful surroundings there :P
She was arrested for licking all the fuzz off them young peaches, down at the orchard!!