Crashed the gate at a Barry Manilow concert and flashed her boobs at him before throwing her knickers toward the stage hitting Manilow on the head and knocking his toupée off.
Replaced the holy water with vodka
She decided to use a garbage can lid to go boogie boarding during a flood
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Committing a panty raid on all the female members of Lush... and learning who goes commando on a regular basis.
Selling the panties, that Shotgun stole.
Arrested for violating the cuteness curfew.
She snuck onboard Airforce 1.
Lifted the seat on POTUS's toilet.
Covered the bowl with clear plastic
And put the seat back down.
Tore through a supermarket screaming Stella
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Stole a cigar from Bill Clinton.
inciting a riot at the local fro-yo shop
Kidnapping honey bees and forcing them to work exclusively for her
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Interrogated by police and arrested after refusing to tell them what the fox said....
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Arrested for having illegal tattoos.
arrested for using her avatar as her license picture
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Arrested for breaking cuteness curfew
Arrested for impersonating David hasslehof
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
For selling illegal photocopy zanussi c manufacturers guide book in the streets
arrested for trying to be like Eddie in Rocky Horror Picture Show
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Arrested for trespassing on railway property
Improper use, of a magnify glass.
Barbielicious was arrested for stealing handcuffs...it was a crime of passion...
arrested for posing as the Culligan man
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Robbing a train, to push the DeLorean up to 88MPH. The crime is not letting the awesome Castle drive said DeLorean
He was arrested stealing food from a tail-gater at a college football game.
