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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?
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Playing her rock music too loudly
Advanced Wordsmith
seemingly impossible arson. bed sheets don't catch fire just because you lay down, no matter how hot you are
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for shouting I'm the sexiest at a grave side service
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Advanced Wordsmith
Hitchhiking
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Indecent exposure
High Lord of Darkness
For attempting to excite a juvenile tree by using nudity and shocking behavior, that ultimately would lead to depression after they split up.
While trying to commit suicide the tree said, "she told me I was the light of her life, Officer, and then she dumped me!"
While trying to commit suicide the tree said, "she told me I was the light of her life, Officer, and then she dumped me!"
I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!
Watch this space...She is really - cumming soon!
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for walking down Kensington High Street in a crotch less thong
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Active Ink Slinger
For abusing his power by consistently (jumping to conclusions that I'm wild and) arresting me without any proper cause. That is just so wrong! :P
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For freezing a lady using his icicle
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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for exposing himself to passerby's
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Active Ink Slinger
Hey its what the sign said.
flashing his delicious body at the retirement village xmas show.
flashing his delicious body at the retirement village xmas show.
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Hey its what the sign said.
flashing his delicious body at the retirement village xmas show.
(ha... update: I was bailed out by one of the ladies at the retirement village - which has led me to appreciate what I've read before regarding dentures-out oral pleasure lol)
As for the above, he was arrested for excessive staring at local mall shoppers
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he was enjoying the dentures out oral pleasure so much, he kidnapped a lovely grandmother from a rest home and kept her hidden in his glass house.
