Kicking spasms from restless leg syndrome
measuring how small his cock is
Nagging about chores he didn't do correctly
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Ostrich egg sized testicles.
Quiet deadly farts in the mouth
Runny Nose while kissing.
Flatulence is a definite passion killer!
Worn out sex toys
Edit... eXtra small penis
Zippity Doo Da Zippity Day my oh my what a terrible lay!
Another person showing up to piss on y'all
sticky sheets
giggles, editing
crusty sheets
Take it that the post above mine should have been C so...
Dandruff disaster!
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calling out her sisters name
Grab icy hot instead of lube
Hairy rough stubble face during kissing and oral
Indigestion making you irritable
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Jabbing your rod in her ear.
Karaoke singing to Justin Bieber while dancing sexy
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Laughing at him or her when they're naked