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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Zip his pants back up while his Manhood is still out
Ask if it's in yet

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
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Bray like a donkey
Damn that’s 5 mins I won’t get back
Talk about the kids

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

Double post something
Ruins a good forum post as well

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

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Fart during oral sex!


You laugh... if it were a Eproctophile, it would only heighten the mood. I did some research for the previous competition...sue me

Thing is whatever I think of, someone could come back and throw a fetish at me. Yes, farting would ruin the mood.
A leaking ceiling, that you hadn't noticed and in your passion you roll over into...
the cold wet patch.

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?

Answer your cell phone when your partner is doing a sexual strip tease for you.
Click below to see

Fall asleep, thinking this is different until you realize it
Log onto Lush.
M —— Mumbling a prior girlfriends name
N - Needing to pay the bills.
Click below to see

Oh fuck the is crying its your turn
Puss is definitely oozing out...
Quitting without cumming
"Really, tomorrow you need to look at the crack in the ceiling."

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?

Have the dog bust in and jump on the bed wanting to play
T- Talk about previous lover............and make comparisons
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
Unveil large vegetables and the things you like doing with them...
Very loud pussy fart noise ??
eXplain that your COVID positive
Yawn and reach for the nail file