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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)
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Experience erectile dysfunction
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Grab breasts desperately.
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Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
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Have an asthma attack
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Innocently ask, "How much?"
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Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/carpe-diem-2
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Join in
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Mime milking her breasts like a cow, including sound effects (unless, of course, she has a fetish about pretending to be a cow, in which case, you're in.)
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Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/carpe-diem-2
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Offer to deodorant her armpits
Observant One
Poop the bed
Easily amused
Quickly put on clown shoes
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Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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Say you're not in the mood.
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Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
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Urinate in the bed because you're very drunk.
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Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/carpe-diem-2
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(I always seem to get this one)
X over your heart and say "Please, Lord. Don't let it happen again!"
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You tell her ' With a bit more practice you'll make my top ten'.
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Ask her to massage your ego.
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Cat pounced your dick… based on autobiographical experience.
Easily amused
Do a short interpretive dance expressing your feelings
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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Enter without permission.
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Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/carpe-diem-2
Easily amused
Feed the fish
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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Go to sleep
Please read my latest microstory:
Carpe Diem
A chance encounter and a snap decision leads to an afternoon of ecstasy for one solitary drinker.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/carpe-diem-2