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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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Plushbunny
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Eat a packet of salty chips, dropping them all over the bed and attempting to give instructions while stuffing your face.
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Woody Allen
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Fill the room with Clown Dolls..... they're watching you.................................
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Get the giggles while looking at his equipment
EDWolfe
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Hump an inanimate object (like a bed, dresser, etc.)
TxPrincess
The Resident Princess
G - Giggle......oh my have a gigglefit.....
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Eat your morning toast in bed and leave the crumbs on the sheets
matt55
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Eat potato chips in bed during foreplay
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faking an orgasm.....i mean the men faking it, somehow a girl knows when you haven't gotten off
Dani
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Why'd we skip J?

Juggle bowling pins while your partner is going down on you.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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sorry i didn't look and followed the letter above.

k--- kick him in the groin...either in throes of passion or he just deserved it lol
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L - Licking your armpit
Nothing say yuck more then your partner licking thier armpit.. *







*never licked mine nor had a partner who did. but L? come one.. armpit is the only thing gross i could think of....
matt55
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Why'd we skip J?

Juggle bowling pins while your partner is going down on you.


my fault...I think I was slow in posting.

Moo like a cow during orgasm.
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openly announce that you have to fart....and then do it
LatinSugar
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Queef while he cums..
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Read a baby book to him as he sets the mood
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Say, "where's your penis?"
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Quote by Valkyrie_angel
Say, "where's your penis?"


hahahahahaha

tv!!! watch tv and*eat garlic and onion *
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Quote by Valkyrie_angel
Say, "where's your penis?"


hahahahahaha



tv!!! watch tv and*eat garlic and onion*
matt55
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Utter her best friends name
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wear granny panties and an oversized moomoo
SubmissiveAngel
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Go from XXX to G...pull out the rosary beads and start praying


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a big ass stinky fart. One that gasses you out of the room choking. OR start talking about your bowl movements.
Katje
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Beg them to do something an ex "did better than anyone else" ... total mood-killer, trust me ... I kicked him out of bed.
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