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Things To Do In The Bedroom To Ruin The Mood (ABC Style)

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ShortnSassy
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Read the instructional manual ... How to use a vibe haha
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Shouting wrong name during climax.
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Turning blue from choking
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Vaginal cottage cheese discharge
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Quote by Sassylicious
Vaginal cottage cheese discharge


OMG! Can't beat that one!
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Worm like maggots falling out the pecker

(Saw it on the internet ...some people are nasty)
Soleillalune
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Quote by SugarBaby2013


OMG! Can't beat that one!


Sugarbabys nitey
Bahaha..

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I will get you for that one!!
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Asking, mid yawn, are you almost done?
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Saying, just get behind me, so I can watch my show (moving to face TV).
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Quote by Sassylicious
Worm like maggots falling out the pecker

(Saw it on the internet ...some people are nasty)


X-men are on!
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Describing the flaking paint, or choosing new colour scheme
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Talking incessantly. Did you pay the mortgage? Oh, and your mom called. Are we going to her house on Sunday?
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Quote by jdm320


X-men are on!


Yodelling in your lovers ear
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Zipper caught on pubic hair
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Boils in your butt crack
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Doggie jumps on the bed and growls
Princesscrazy
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Electric power vibe shorts and sparks...burns her lady parts....
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Puppy bites your partner's pecker off.
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Tell him you broke his remote control.
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Quote by Princesscrazy
Electric power vibe shorts and sparks...burns her lady parts....


Fake body parts being removed.
Dirty_D
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go running to the bathroom, saying "hold that thought hun, my laxative is kicking in."
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Hearing their spouse drive up.
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jumping up and down on his balls fun but painfull