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Things you maybe didnt want to know...

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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY... .and wash your damn hands
Necho, I'm never shaking hands with a guy again

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

Thanks for the infromation... I really didn't want to know...
Especially about the pool and drinking urine...*shudders*
Yuck!!
I'm wearing gloves from on and inspecting my food closely!
That's it, I'm turning Japanese. No more darned hand-shaking for me
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Quote by Necho


Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.gsv8GlSupekjcBsp

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.TN8W0zgFRSCVvAce

HAVE A GREAT DAY... .and wash your damn hands


Now, Who the HELL is Lying!!!!
Charlie, in an average 'active' males lifetime, he will unknowingly kiss a dozen women, who - within just the previous 24 hour time-frame, had sucked a man's cock and gargled his cum!

Think that one over, dude.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Yep definitely did not want to know that
Thanks well made... I really needed to know that...
*Runs into the bathroom and starts to throw up*
Oh No.. I stumbled on to the “too much information” thread.
Algol
What a good information.
I guess I better stop complaining.. sounds like I'm getting far more sex than I realized...
ahhh!! so that is why I won't swim in a pool!!

yuck!!! so that is why I prefer to cook at home and not out!! (spits!)

and ... I think I'll take up "waving" ... no contact!!!

Van
Why do I click on these threads........
I am so not touching another persons hand unless i have hand sanitizer
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy
Quote by sassycheergirl
Why do I click on these threads........
I am so not touching another persons hand unless i have hand sanitizer


And here, I thought all women carried hand sanitizer in their bags....

By the way, chances are your last waiter didn't wash after pissing....
Eww, I need a shower now