Tan - sunlamp turns you orange! Someone really should tell the Donald.
Topless or not?
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Not,,, yet,,, it ain't warm enough here. *Giggle*
Incredible or Amazing?
Incredible or Amazing?
Southern Charmer
Black Widow
Movies: Horror or comedy
Movies: Horror or comedy
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Southern Charmer
Cuddling please.
Lights on or off?
Lights on or off?
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
table
cook a meal or takeout?
cook a meal or takeout?
Remember, the Left Lingula is always closest to the heart & everyone deserves to have that heart full of love...
My Newest: Nightshade Part 1
And My Fav: Turning Stephanie Insatiable: A tale of a wife's discovery...
Rainbow Warrior
During the shutdown I've been cooking at home more.
Asparagus or Brussels Sprouts?
Asparagus or Brussels Sprouts?
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
roasted brussels all day long
tiramisu or carrot cake
tiramisu or carrot cake
Remember, the Left Lingula is always closest to the heart & everyone deserves to have that heart full of love...
My Newest: Nightshade Part 1
And My Fav: Turning Stephanie Insatiable: A tale of a wife's discovery...
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I'll pass on either.
Charcoal or gas?
Charcoal or gas?
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Mashed
Breast or Thigh?
Breast or Thigh?
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Pork - Not that I don't like Veal, I just can't stand the thought,,,,,
Bacon - Thick Sliced or Regular?
Bacon - Thick Sliced or Regular?
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ground, from your own raised pig
thin crust pizza or thick crust
thin crust pizza or thick crust
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Thin Base..I don't like them soggy. Sometimes I will have a Stuffed crust.
Pineapple on your pizza?
Pineapple on your pizza?
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Yuk. People who put pineapple on a pizza should be flogged in public.
White or black
White or black
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Can't you have both?? Minced beef and onion pie, followed by Treacle tart for dessert? 
Lay in or get up??
Lay in or get up??
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Can't you have both?? Minced beef and onion pie, followed by Treacle tart for dessert?
Lay in or get up??
With pineapples on...
Get up
Blonde or brunette.
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Blonde
Blue Eyes or Brown?
Blue Eyes or Brown?
Old Bag Of Bones
Shaved
From the front or back?
From the front or back?
Remember to check out a few of my stories. You can find them here.
https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories
For those who like a change and prefer something a little more PG, check out my stories on Storiespace.
https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
From the back!
Long and slow or hard and fast
Long and slow or hard and fast
Remember, the Left Lingula is always closest to the heart & everyone deserves to have that heart full of love...
My Newest: Nightshade Part 1
And My Fav: Turning Stephanie Insatiable: A tale of a wife's discovery...
*THE DEVIL*
Hmmm, I have lots of toys but only 10 fingers... Toys
Chocolate or Coffee?
Chocolate or Coffee?