Unfortunately for the lovely ladies Lyf owns stock in Air NZ and catches the next flight..see you in papeete...my chalet awaits
Fortunately his flight is via the Bermuda triangle and he is taken captive by Barry Manillow who repeatedly sings all his songs live for his personal view
Unfortunately Lyf promptly drowns himself and poor allie, ginger and kk will never know the heights of ecstasy they could have experienced
Fortunately I was able to take care of all their needs and lyfbuz was barely missed hahaha
Unfortunately, sweet Lyf, now an angel at the right hand of God was able to cadge a favour and smite all three then save them from the depths of hell for which they were eternally grateful...repeatedly...
Fortunately sassy and I end up at the end of the line and give into temptation.
Fortunately I couldn't convince big G to smite the ladies room....time for Plan B...
Unfortunately for you, your plans never work out and alliebug is continuously pleasured by me while you float about watching
Fortunately that WAS Plan B!
Unfortunately you watch too long and your eyes are dry and irritated...
Fortunately I have some eye drops for him
Unfortunately you mistake chili oil for eye drops and make it 10x worse... :/
Fortunately, there's an eye rinse station nearby
Unfortunately its closed all week due to refurbishment and poor innocent Buz is in agony
Fortunately Lyf's memories are so vivid the agony is quickly replaced by wicked and illicit visions
Unfortunately the visions eventually cause you to get blue balls
Fortunately here comes Smurfette....
Unfortunately she prefers girls
Fortunately Smurfette's curiousity is overwhelming and she asks Lyf to join in...
Unfortunately poor lyfbuz couldn't remember what to do in his excitement
Fortunately he did remember how to spank naughty women!
Unfortunately there were no naughty women to spank.
Fortunately he doesnt mind spanking the monkey... :/
Unfortunately the monkey didn't cooperate.
Fortunately we were able to recover
Unfortunately I cannot sleep and have nothing else to do
Fortunately I have access to her stash and half inch u back some paisley pajamas to wear....its cold in Canada u needs keep warm Buz