Fortunately he agreed with me that he could share with you buzzzard
Unfortunately Lyf they look better on the monkey
Unfortunately you wore them in Liverpool and CarlH stole them
Unfortunately we are now all scarred for life after seeing Lyf... :/
Fortunately I covered your eyes and promised you ice cream
Unfortunately while you were busy covering AM's eyes I ate all the ice cream
Unfortunately Lyf is crushed by this, loses all self control and kidnaps ginger
Fortunately KK is attached to Ginger so Lyf gets a 2 for 1 deal and no one is upset about the whole ordeal...
Unfortunately I swept in and took both ladies from lyfbuz
Fortunately this left allie all alone to be comforted by Lyf
Unfortunately she popped your ass with your new paisley underwear which helped her escape your sneaky ways
Fortunately Lyf has buns of steel; the appearance of which resulted in drawing an immediate crowd of lovely Lush women....
Unfortunately that big red infested zit on your nose runs them off
Fortunately I have some oxy10 to help with his zit
Unfortunately the zit pops and the puss runs down his face.
Unfortunately your blinded by all the runny puss and grab her hair instead... :0
Fortunately Lyf has now fully recovered, begs allie's forgiveness and presents her with his platinum Amex card along with the use of his car & driver for a day of intense shopping.
fortunately i was not there to see buz model them for allie
Unfortunately I was lmao and im scarred for life