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alliet14
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Unfortunately we cant all three be in the same place at the same time.
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Fortunately Allie I am working on teleportation and time travel machine
alliet14
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Unfortunately I have to run get some Dramamine so I will not get motion sickness on the ride.
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Fortunately Allie I will give you a smooth ride.
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately It isn't complete yet! will you come and get me when it is Bobbie :0)
Guest
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Fortunately I will need a good engineer do you fit the job spec Charlie, and I don't want " She'll no take it captain" a la Scotty from star trek
alliet14
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Unfortunatly Charlie wears his kilt and there are gale force winds.
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Fortunately he remember to bring his underwear to wear under his kiltsmile
alliet14
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Unfortunately, he has on a pair of Buz's paisley thongs on.
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Fortunately I will be distracted by all the beautiful ladies here... smile
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Unfortunately you didn't hear me sneak up on you and I manage to pinch your ass smile
alliet14
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Fortunately I cleared the way for sassy to escape undetected.
alliet14
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Fortunately Sassy doesnt need any money where I am taking her.
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Quote by kiera
Unfortunately though I was really banking on my cut of AMs cash for these new shoes




Fortunately the shoes fell in to a bag when I went in the shop along with the pair I wanted
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Unfortunately lyfbuz stinky feet ruined kieras shoes when he wore them out that night

Oops fortunately looks like I was too slow lol
midnight900
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Unfortunately I tripped over Sassy Lover and fell because she was moving too slowly!
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Unfortunately he isn't being entirely truthful he stole a pair of the shoes from Buz's house and was wearing them when he fell, poor Sass just was walking past at the time and he blamed her.

We could tell because Buz had redone the shoes in paisley
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midnight900
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Fortunately I redid the shoes in Damask to cover up the paisley. Unfortunately, I work somewhere that sells a lot of women's stuff and actually know the difference between paisley and damask.
alliet14
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Unfortunately lyf prefers paisley and demands the shoes to be redone.
midnight900
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Unfortunately, I didn't know lyf prefers paisley. Fortunately, I know where I can get some paisley material to redo the shoes... unfortunately... they're closed until tomorrow.
alliet14
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Fortunately he can sleep on couch while us girls take the bed.
midnight900
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Unfortunately I don't get to go to bed with the girls... fortunately... wait... is there really a fortunately here? Um... ok, fortunately the walls are thin and I can hear whatever happens.