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alliet14
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Unfortunately midnight is confusion the hell out of me.
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Fortunately the confusion is only temporary smile
midnight900
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Unfortunate that I confused Alliebug. Unfortunate I tried to jump in without knowing what was going on. Fortunately, I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
alliet14
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Fortunately Flo is hotter than that lizard and pig.
midnight900
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Unfortunately, I've never met a talking lizard or pig... I could be rich if I had
alliet14
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Unfortunately I am going to bed so no more monkey or paisley jokes.
alliet14
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Fortunately I can introduce Midnight to a few girls that may meet the above description...


That's funny...don't care who you are.
midnight900
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lol, that was really funny lyfbuz.... good night Alliebug

Unfortunately, I have work in the morning, so I won't be up too much longer either
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Fortunately I have an easy day then I am outta here :0)
alliet14
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Unfortunately we will survive in your absence. LOL
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Fortunately we can carry on as normal in your absence.
Kiera
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Fortunately I can introduce Midnight to a few girls that may meet the above description...


That's hilarious Buz

Unfortunately I snuck a whoopi cushion onto the seat you just sat down in and now everyone thinks you suffer from flatulence
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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fortunately he actually does... or is that unfortunate


hey babes, you don't think buz was talking about you and me?
alliet14
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Unfortunately we are out of air freshener and the windows are nailed shut.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
fortunately he actually does... or is that unfortunate


hey babes, you don't think buz was talking about you and me?


I'm not sure lets trash his wall just incase he meant us, you in Allie?

Fortunately I have pegs for our noses but only enough for the ladies the men will have to suffer the stench
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
alliet14
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Quote by kiera


I'm not sure lets trash his wall just incase he meant us, you in Allie?

Fortunately I have pegs for our noses but only enough for the ladies the men will have to suffer the stench


Me? Causing Buz havoc? Hell Yeah!!


Unfortunately the men begin to pass out leaving us ladies alone talking funny.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Fortunately Lyf left work early so he can clear up any misconceptions that his post may have referenced any of the brilliant, charming and beautiful women of Lush no doubt averting a wall attack given the generous nature of said individuals
alliet14
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fortunately, one should be prepared for consequences.
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unfortunately looking for kinks birthday, buz gets a pass
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Unfortunately my sexy Ladybug left so now what do I do here
midnight900
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Unfortunately, I just woke up after passing out from the stench.. did I miss much?
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Fortunately you woke up just in time to meet...





unfortunately buz is posting private pics of me and kk again
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unfortunately, now i'll never get all the blue off my tongue

hey my babes



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Fortunatley Ginger, I look good in green