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Fortunately I know a scouser the cops cannot find said vehicle it was completely remodelled within minutes with a new registration plate and vin number, tracking device disabled those scousers can work fast ill give them that
The Duchess of Tart

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Unfortunately... oh crap, my butt's leaking again...
unfortunately ginger has another way to stop that embarrassing leak


Quote by ginger86
unfortunately ginger has another way to stop that embarrassing leak




ROFLMAO Love it

Fortunately I prefer your method my Ginger so I put my syringe and wipes back in my handbag and let you handle the whole sloppy botty situation with midnight
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unfortunately, to keep things festive, i got Midnight a special Easter edition


Fortunately for Midnight you girls haven't bought him to me, I have enema kit set up and waiting
unfortunately midnight loved the costume his cellmate, moses the gambian gay priest bought him for easter so much he now goes by the name miss night



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unfortunately midnight loved the costume his cellmate, moses the gambian gay priest bought him for easter so much he now goes by the name miss night





fortunately I see Jeni's Easter butt plug works well with miss nights outfit from Moses the Gambian gay priest once he dyed it pink
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
unfortunately he is looking very sexy dressed like that just give me a moment to finish dressing




Unfortunately Ginger is too horny to wait for the enema to "run" it's course so she chooses me and Kiera to take his place.
Unfortunately lots happened to me while I slept. I'm hoping to say that fortunately this was all a dream...
Unfortunately it all happened as laid out on these pages, the written word never lies,
Well fortunately, with my cute new bunny suit and tail, the girls here all LOVE me!
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Fortunately bobbie has a mad, aching desire for Lyf


Touche Monsieur. hoist by my own pettard

What I meant to say was all words written by girls are true well known fact all guys bend the truth for their own ends
Fortunately, as soon as Bobbie saw my cute little bunny behind, she forgot about about Buz and wanted me desperately
Unfortunately Kevin the doctor needs to talk to you regarding your gender reorientation that had to be performed
Unfortunately Bobbie enjoyed Lyf's fantasies and now feels bereft
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Unfortunately Kevin the doctor needs to talk to you regarding your gender reorientation that had to be performed


Fortunately, the doctor told me I could now be either a man OR a woman, so I could be with any girl, regardless of her sexual orientation. And no, that's not hehe
Fortunately he said it would be quite easy. One swift stroke and a bit of fancy embroidery and your worries are over.
Unfortunately his needlework is less than desirable... The protruding scar is always getting in the way...
Unfortunately after a night with Bobbie he will have more scars
Lol Lyf you want to climb on my spanking stool again ?