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Guest
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unfortunately ginger does have a saddle..... and spurs
Unknown User
Unfortunately Ginger's spurs are not very sharp, so he doesn't get the pain he desires.
Guest
Lurker
unfortunately i lost a spur when i got too close to buz's bum, who would have thunk that little brown hole could swallow such a big spur
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately those were my spurs and I want them back
Guest
Lurker
fortunately they all did lose a little weight and only weighs about 300 lbs each now
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
Unfortunately, they are all carrying backpacks with their rock collections.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Unfortunately one of them fell from the saddle and landed on Buz's head



Lol Edit Elizabeths just too fast for me

Fortunately the lady who fell had her fall broken by Buz's head and her backpack full of rocks so is unlikely to sue him for wearing a faulty saddle
The Duchess of Tart

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midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, I collect rocks, and took the collection that the lady brought
Guest
Lurker
unfortunately they got you for theft and put you in jail where moses the gay Gambian priest was also locked up for slipping back into the country illegally. have fun you two
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Fortunately Buz laughed so hard at Midnights predicament his face popped almost back to normal, he still has a slight tilt in his left cheek, a substantially larger forehead and has a squeaky voice when he talks now due to his broken nose
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately I had healed from all the physical scars from my previous encounter with moses... Unfortunately, I'm about to get some new ones...
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Fortunately, upon witnessing the Gambian priest proudly displaying his recent penis enlargement on midnight the shock causes Lyf's head and squeaky voice to return to normal...there is just a funny jingle jangle when he walks...
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately Moses the Gambian gay priest quickly leaves Midnight and heads to Buz for a wild 72-hour sex-fest... Midnight runs away as soon as he can.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, the Gambian gay priests' 6 deacons spy Midnights escape attempt and they set out in pursuit, 8 inch dildos in hand...
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, those deacons are very slow, and I'm much quicker than they are. I outrun them and escape!
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately the deacons aren't gay, but bi, and they are attracted to Kiera and her devilish ways ;)
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Unfortunately for you I politely decline their generous offer to pleasure me senseless and they are quite charmed by my British accent, they think me an Angel and with Warrior cries chase on after you seeking vengeance for casting aspersions on my good character and calling me devlish
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately no one listens to lyfbuz
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, I listened to lyfbuz.. unfortunately no one listened to me either
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately same for me
Guest
Lurker
Fortunately the world doesn't listen to guys very often, and now I am off to hide in deepest darkest Hemel Hempstead where no man would tread without a local guide and I have bought their undying devotion