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Unfortunately when he gets inside his pod Moses the Gambian gay priest is there waiting for him with lube you see the triple L think of everything there is no escaping us

@ Bobbie of course babes the triple L wouldn't be the same without you babes
The Duchess of Tart

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Fortunately Lyf's sexuality is a figment of his own imagination

@Kiera Triple L rules
fortunately i've strapped a to my ass


Unfortunately Ajax trips and falls, then Moses falls on top of him and Triple L is too busy laughing to help.
Fortunately Moses isn't going to try to heal me in his own "special" way. Unfortunately he's trying it on Ajax.
Unfortunately, shattered by bobbie's rejection, Lyf goes in search of the Gambian priest seeking pain, any pain to obliterate the empty blackness in his heart
Fortunately for Buz, it doesn't take him long to find the Gambian priest and feel a great deal of pain... or maybe that should be unfortunately for Buz...
Unfortunately nothing will ever fill the void in lyfbuz heart
Fortunately you were able to get him help with a social worker
Unfortunately the social worker hired is a drunk with a tendancy to tickle sheep
Fortunately Buz fancies sheep and booze.
Unfortunately the mix of alcohol and methane erupts in a tremendous explosion when Lyf lights a spliff. He awakens to find the lovely Lushketeers bending over him with deep concern on their sweet faces...
Fortunately its just another fantasy and he awakens to find sheep watching him
Unfortunately they are male sheep and they are slowly circling around Sassy... :/
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Unfortunately the mix of alcohol and methane erupts in a tremendous explosion when Lyf lights a spliff. He awakens to find the lovely Lushketeers bending over him with deep concern on their sweet faces...


Fortunately all this sheep malarkey was due to mass hallucinations caused by the explosion of Buz's Spliff which was given to him by Moses the Gambian gay priest. The deep concern he thinks he see's on Triple L's faces is in fact us with the munchies and we are going after his stash of chocolate he keeps hidden in his front pockets
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
unfortunately the exploding spliff scared buz so bad i'm not really sure that is chocolate in his pants
Unfortunately too many profiteroles make you triple L's sick , and poor Lyf is left to the tender ministrations of Moses the gay Gambian priest.
Unfortunately, (for Moses) Cooldaddy has no intention of surrendering his virgin bum to anyone (Oooooh!), so buys him a ticket back to Gambia and sends him on his way.
Unfortunately everyone is wise to the triple L now and all thier devious plans are thwarted
Unfortunately i knew you were gonna try that . so i donned a pair of your favorite knickers today, and you have just ruined them with skid marks ewwwwww
Unfortunately for allie and the rest of the triple L i have boarded my escape pod and i'm off to Disney World


Unfortunately, all the rides are out of order, so Lyf has to carry them on his back