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midnight900
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Fortunately, I hear about Moses' arrival and erection, and hide, balling up into the fetal position, and cry like a baby... ok, part of that is unfortunate.
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately the fetal position arouses Moses and intensifies his erection.
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately, there is a gallon of personal lubricant nearby
TheSensualLady
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Unfortunately in midnight's attempt to get away from Moses he kicks the container spilling most of the lubricant on the floor
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, after his last encounter with Moses the Gambian Gay Priest, Midnight invested in a top of the line Anal Chastity Belt, and hid the key somewhere that Moses couldn't find it.
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately Kevin I was watching, and will sell key to highest bidder
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately priest do not have any money, so Moses, will not be bidding.
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately the wise Allie points out Moses has no money, and Rosie doesn't realize that key is a fake.
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, being a good christian girl, I buy the REAL key and donate it to the church, and Priest Moses.
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, that took so long that I was able to escape the country, anal chastity belt still locked in place... unfortunately, I have no idea how I'm gonna poo.
Guest
Lurker
Fortunately I have a high pressure hose, stand back KK , the shit is going to fly,

midnight900
Chat Moderator
Unfortunately I need to get clean... I need the key. Unfortunately a high pressure hose may do more harm than good...
Guest
Lurker
Fortunately for Moses you will beg him to use you after this, And I am adept at enemas
Got all the kit here
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by bobbie93
Fortunately I have a high pressure hose, stand back KK , the shit is going to fly,


Love it Bobbie

Fortunately Bobbie gets you all nice and clean just as Moses arrives with your key Allie donated to him

Edit Unfortunately I just don't type fast enough but no matter so long as Moses gets his hands on Midnight Im good with it
The Duchess of Tart

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midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, Moses is so grossed out by all the sprayed fecal matter, that he hands me the key and leaves me in peace
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Lurker
Unfurtunately, I convince Moses that once I scrub you down every thing will be fine, he decides to wait for you, a little Chanel No.5 around your anal area should entice him further
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately he returns with a gas mask and leaves you in pieces.


oops bobbie slipped in in front of me with is very fortunate, ;)


Fortunately Bobbie KK and I leave you too alone.
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Fortunately, I have disguised myself as a woman, and Moses has no interest in my at all
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately you bump into big Dick who is partial to transvestites, and he and his mate massive Marvin take it in turns to roger you
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately Dick and Marvin have an ample supply of Anal ease so midnight shouldn't feel too much discomfort.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Unfortunately for Midnight Massive Marvin really is MASSIVE and the vast amounts of Anal ease he applies does very little to help, Big Dick quite frankly gets fed up hearing Midnights wimpers so decides to put his mouth to good use
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately Midnight learns the hard way that he has no gag reflex, witch pleases Big Dick into orgasmic bliss.
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Unfortunately Big Dick's ejaculation is so large that midnight is now covered from head to toe.
Guest
Lurker
fortunately midnight is unconscious from the pain/pleasure and doesn't mind
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately Marvin is pissed about Midnight's loss of consciousness and ties him up for later.
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Unfortunately, even though I'm unconscious, I'm still haunted by the events of today