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fortunately midnight has a motor scooter and makes his escape
fortunately so is his dress... and he's riding side saddled
Unfortunately, motor scooters aren't very good for riding side saddle and he crashes, making his pink dress fly up, where he is found by Moses the gay Gambian priest.
Unfortunately, the popcorn is not fully popped and KK chips a tooth on an unpopped kernel.
fortunately i got kk to a dentist and they painlessly capped the tooth
Fortunately I have picked a pocket or two Kiera and Ginger, here you go, cash for the dentist
Unfortunately you were seen, and now Bobbie's in jail for stealing, along with Kiera and Ginger for receiving stolen money.
fortunately they put us all in the same cell
Unfortunately, there was an Amazon Convention in town and the cell is also full of butches.
fortunately they all looked like linda carter "wonder woman"
Fortunately, the judge is a friend of mine and releases kk, Ginger and bobbie into my custody.
Fortunately as we're dressed as women, Moses doesn't recognise us and loses interest.
Unfortunately the slave owners decide we would be easy to sell to the sex traders
Fortunately the sex traders gave us a THOROUGH examination, and found items which made us unsuitable for trading, so gave the owners a good kicking and told them to go forth and multiply.........
Unfortunately one of the sex traders find a very shape knife and stops yall before you can get away.
Fortunately, knowing the area we were in, we were all wearing stab vests under our clothes, so we overpowered the trader and legged it.
Fortunately Cool Daddy has a checkered past and was able to hotwire a car for us so we could drive away
Unfortunately you hit a massive IED and were all vaporised in the explosion.
Fortunately, those were just clones used as decoys to escape. We're really safe and sound, away from Moses and all his compatriots.
Unfortunately, somebody has it in for us (I suspect those LOL) and told Moses where we are.
Fortunately Moses can only find a tricycle for transportation, but it has GPS.
Fortunately for Moses, midnight and cool get tangled up in with each other and trip, allowing moses to gain on them.
Unfortunately for Moses, the wheel comes off his tricycle and he goes arse over tip over the handlebars and knocks himself out, allowing the two intrepid heroes to get away.