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Fortunately, I am here to mop your fevered brow, you can mop the rest yourself, sorry you can't your tied up, oh well out comes the hose again!
Unfortunately I'm still tied up... fortunately my fevered brow was taken care of by Bobbie. Unfortunately the rest of me is still in bad shape
Fortunately Midnight makes a full recovery which makes MASSIVE Marvin extremely happy which cause him to have a huge erection ...
Unfortunately Massive Marvin's huge erection is so huge that it trips him up and midnight takes the opportunity to scarper.
Fortunately cooldaddy is a wise man, and I have escaped Massive Marvin... and come up with an idea where I'd never have to worry about him again!
Fortunately, I have just seen big Dicks mates, they are on the way Kevin, so no need to feel unwanted
Fortunately, kiera pulls him back from the brink just in time.
Fortunately the hose Bobbie was spraying was not a hose at all, but it was Big Dick's...big dick. Although midnight was messy, it did not last long enough to knock him off the cliff
Fortunately for HT being grounded because he was collateral damage to Big Dicks man spunk he was able to chase KK around until he gave her a great big bear hug
Fortunately, cum soaked and wingless, (getting my ass kicked! Lol!), I was able to get a hold of your six inch stiletto heel and hold on for dear life
unfortunately the 6 inches you caught hold of wasn't a heel. it was midnights cock and he is quickly losing it hard on.
Fortunately, GARGANTUAN GARY, dick thumps both of you with his ridiculously huge cock and pulls midnight and myself into safety. Turning, Gary yells for Dirty Dan and the Boys to tie both of you to the nearest tree
Unfortunately for you I arrive with my troop of 40 strong Kentish Maids and the tables are turned and you and your despicable band are now tied to the trees, Kiera and Ginger are release to show me their undying devotion.
Fortunately, as we're tied to the tree struggling against our restraints; we begin to turn our attention to the 3 of you pouring out your devotion on each other. It becomes obvious they are REALLY appreciative!
Unfortunately, Ginger has her blacked out assault goggles and black hoods and you are hooded so you cannot see the action...you can only hear it.
Unfortunately they can't get free of their bonds and their appreciation is wasted on the ground where it fertilises some fast growing carnivorous plants.

Edit. Damn! too late again! Must speed up my typing.
Unfortunately, having completely lost my mind, I stand tied to the tree, saliva drooling down into my beard, wondering where Buzzster, leader of the bee people is, with my magical wings made of honey, that I can use to fly away to safety.
Fortunately, you find your mind in the saliva drooling down into your beard then Buzzster, leader of the bee people arrives with your magical wings made of honey,
Unfortunately he only thinks this is what he see's truth is us ladies managed to get a hold of another one of Moses's spliffs he should pass out soon in the mean time i've shoved a bag over his head so we dont have to watch him drooling all over himself.
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Fortunately he doesn't suffer and passes out almost instantly.
Fortunately you have an extra pillow to put over his face
Unfortunately you almost suffocate him, leaving him vulnerable when moses (is he back?) finds him.
That mine or Midnights? After you whipped me my bum's too delicate to be handled.

Unfortunately (for Midnight) I can run faster than him.