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Fortunately Allie, I thought of something. A bit out of turn, but oh well.
fortunately this time i had real barf bags. on the plane allie barfed in my hand bag
unfortunately the bag is filling up.
fortunately i brought plenty for you sexy
Quote by Twofish1way

Unfortunately, I live on an island far away from your sexy ass!


The displeasure is all mine.



Unfortunately, one of the bags has a hole in it.
Fortunately we are changing the subject and Allie feels perfect.
Unfortunately the new subject is now about erectile disfunction in men and how proud we are JDM and cooldaddy, buz, Ajax and Hotrod are doing a charity bunji jump over crocodile infested waters to raise money for said cause
The Duchess of Tart

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

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Fortunately I am an avid bungee jumper....and the crocodiles just ate stuff from the mysterious bags that fell from the sky.

Miss Kiera, Jeff is my name, *tipping cap*
Fortunately, Jeff's bungee cord didn't break and kept him safe from the crocs.
Unfortunately, Jeff's feat was a one time thing cause he left the event in search of the beautiful Bella.
Quote by jdm320
Unfortunately, Jeff's feat was a one time thing cause he left the event in search of the beautiful Bella.


Unfortunately, Jeff didn't have to look far because she was stalking him.
Quote by Bella75


Unfortunately, Jeff didn't have to look far because she was stalking him.

Who is stalking who?

Fortunately I the short search gives us time to talk.
Fortunately Jeff is easy on the eyes, but unfortunately Luz can't concentrate because of it.
Fortunately, Jeff is cool under fire, so Luz has nothing to worry about.
Fortunately, Luz invites Jeff over for a bonfire so they can make s' mores.
Unfortunately Luz's first bite string hot marshmallow on her chin, but Jeff wipes it off before it burns her.
Fortunately, more than the marshmallows are melting.
Unfortunately I have a craving for a marshmallow kiss.
Unfortunately, the barf bags were in your handbag and Allie barfed all over them before you could get them out.
Fortunately We are on the ground, sickness is gone, and hopefully jeff and bella75 has gotten a room. Now please carry on, lol.
unfortunately me and allie got the last room first
Fortunately, the motel had some ear plugs to block the moaning coming from Allie and Gingers room.
Unfortunately the motel had bedbugs.
Fortunately only Allie and Ginger will get bitten.
Quote by jdm320
Fortunately I am an avid bungee jumper....and the crocodiles just ate stuff from the mysterious bags that fell from the sky.

Miss Kiera, Jeff is my name, *tipping cap*


Hello Jeff nice to meet you

Unfortunately for the bed bugs Allie and Ginger didn't make it to the bed
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
fortunately neither did kk
Fortunately the cops were friends of mine and after giving them a coupon to krispy kreme so the left cause the hot light was on.
Unfortunately the coupon was out of date and now Allie, Ginger and Kiera are wanted by the sex police for inflaming the lust of the local populace by their orgasmic screaming.