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Unfortunately Moses has no sense of balance (hence the tricycle) and goes arse over tip again, thereby losing the chase and going off in a sulk.
Fortunately in his sulk he doesn't notice the cliff and walks off the side falling into the darkness lost forever
Fortuately, all this beaming him aboard and sending him through the star gate has affected his memory, he has a vague recollection of some ladies sending him on a lot of futile chases, and is now vowing to revenge himself on them.
Unfortunately for Moses, all us ladies dress as men so he strolls past us.
Allie, Allie, Allie....... Moses is GAY, now you've just roused his lust and he's looking back and wondering............
Fortunately as Moses passes us I shoot him with a Viagra dart and all the men are all still dressed as Wonder Woman his now ultimate fantasy

Edit Unfortunately cooldaddy types faster then me this really arouses Moses
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Fortunately, the Viagra has aroused Moses so much that his awesome weapon is now so large that he keeps tripping over it, giving us all time to get away and get back into proper clothes.
fortunately I am confused, and go find some where to play tiddly winks.
Fortunately my tiddles are world famous, and I wink at the other competitors. (It unsettles them and they are very cautious about bending down.)
Fortunately the tiddly wink caused winking as gotten him a date with Kiera. She always falls for that.
Unfortunately for Frank, Bobbie turns up and applies cream to his eye, which stops him winking and Kiera cancels date
Unfortunately he has a flat during the get away.
Unfortunately, I get motion sickness when riding in big trucks.
Fortunately I happen to have some Dramamine to help out with the motion sickness.
unfortunately allie is allergic to damamine
Fortunately, Ginger is carrying a big bag that works perfect for a barf bag, during my allergic reaction.

Hey Ginger!
fortunatly Allie's ladybug dress is short.. I can see her panties
Unfortunately..what panties?
Fortunately for me the ones I removed from you earlier
Unfortunately I may need to leave my boyfriend of 3 years.
Fortunately, there are plenty of people here that would help you through your situation.
Unfortunately, I cant think of anything to say next...hehe
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Fortunately, there are plenty of people here that would help you through your situation.

Unfortunately, I live on an island far away from your sexy ass!