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Unfortunately Amy and Ginger are kidnapped by a radical group trying to out law breakfast.
amy1967
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Quote by jdm320
Unfortunately Amy and Ginger are kidnapped by a radical group trying to out law breakfast.


Anti breakfast radicals....I love it LMAO

Fortunately Ginger and I are well schooled in the martial arts. Everybody was kung fu fighting........
Leigh65
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Unfortunately you accidentally gave Ginger a kung fu kick and now she has a missing tooth.
HotRodG
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Fortunately, Kiera has been practicing fully naked dentistry for a couple of years and can replace the tooth...as long as everyone is naked
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Unfortunately Gingers zipper was damaged in the scuffle and is having a hard time getting naked to have her dental work.
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Fortunately I arrive on the scene and in no time I have gingers zipper working and get her naked ready for Kiera to have her way with her.
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Quote by kiera
Fortunately I have WD40 to assist Ginger with her dodgy zipper



Unfortunately CD was smoking a doobie and when Kiera sprayed the WD40, the doobie ignited burning his eyebrows.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by bobbie93
Fortunately I have a high pressure hose, stand back KK , the shit is going to fly,



Fortunately Bobbie still had her High pressure hose at hand and was able to put out the fire on CD's eyebrows
The Duchess of Tart

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unfortunately bobbie was so drunk she aimed at wrong end and actually gave cd a enema instead... but she was so right, the shit did hit the fan... and everything else in a 2 mile radius
Kiera
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Quote by ginger86
unfortunately bobbie was so drunk she aimed at wrong end and actually gave cd a enema instead... but she was so right, the shit did hit the fan... and everything else in a 2 mile radius




Fortunately us ladies heeded Bobbies advice to stand back, jumped on our special bikes, peddled away so were not hit by any flying shit, same cant be said for the men though I'm afraid

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Unfortuneatly I forgot my rain coat, and now covered in poop.
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fortunately bobbie still has the hose to rinse you off but "don't drop the soap"
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Fortunately, I have my running shoes on.
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Fortunately when I slip, I slide on the water and shit and make a smelly get away
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by jdm320
Fortunately when I slip, I slide on the water and shit and make a smelly get away


LMAO ewww thats disgusting lol

Unfortunately we suddenly remember that poor CD's eyebrows are still on fire, you feel guilty and stinky slide your way back to help him
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Fortunately I'd already put them out, so could see JDM coming and dodged out of the way, but my non-eyebrows sting and I'm looking to you ladies to provide a bit of relief.
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Unfortunately after all is good, no cab will give me a ride back home so I can shower.
Kittypusscat
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Fortunately a lovely lady from Lush offers to give you a rub down in her bath!
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Unfortunately I cant resist lovely Lushie ladies.
Leigh65
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Unfortunately the curry is too hot and you cough while drinking your beer and it comes out of your nose and grosses out everybody else at the table.
HotRodG
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Fortunately, KK does that all the time and JDM and I are used to it
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Unfortunately, they all got drunk too and started doing a strip tease in the middle of the match. The only time strippers were booed of the stage and told to get some clothes on.
Kittypusscat
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Fortunately a talent scout saw them and immediately signed them to star in a sequel to The Full Monty!
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Unfortunately the lush ladies are far too modest and shy to appear in anything as scandalous as that!
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Unfortunately KK was the key grip and she ran away with her bf.