Fortunately he was actually running after me while i tried to escape him and slipped in CD's poop and i got away like i wanted
unfortunately while looking back over your shoulder while you were running you ran right into a pole and landed on your ass.
Fortunately I landed in CD's lap and Ginger kissed my boo boo better
Fortunately I was there to pick you up and rub your poor sore little ass to make it better. (And to remind you that It wasn't me who pooped. That was somebody else.)
Hey, I see you slipped in before me and got Ginger to kiss your boo boo (?) better. Still it was nice having you in my lap!!!!!!
Fortunately I'm now so clean I can join civilised society again and chase the ladies.
Fortunately Bobbie realised that it was unnecessary and turned the hose off straight away. I was soaked, but the lovely Lush Ladies gathered round to give me a rub down with their soft fluffy....towels
unfortunately we also took some video so everyone would know it's the real you
Fortunately nobody takes it seriously because they know this is fuck up Frank week and you ladies have got it infamy!
Hi Kiera, beat you to it, does that put me on the 'unfortunate' side?
Unfortunately the ladies have made money before and lost it, this time to a Mr Cool Daddy in Gambia (a friend of Moses) who sued them for every penny.
Fuck it Ginger, don't know who's beating who!
Fortunately, you are paid in Gambian money which is mere pennies so they only lost about 1 dollar USD
Fortunately, Cool Daddy is generous and gave his settlement to HotRodG to pay the parking meter.
Unfortunately, parking meters don't accept Gambian money and Rod got a ticket while trying to find somewhere to change his money
Fortunately for Rod he had borrowed CD's car, Rod sneaks out the country leaving CD to foot the bill.
UNFORTUNATELY, he is not accustomed to UK driving on left side of road and smashes the CD's prized antique BENTLEY.
Fortunately Rod does no how to call a cab, grabs one to the Airport gets on the 1st flight he can leaving CD now not only with a parking ticket but a speeding one too and insurance excess to pay.
Fortunately it's my turn to come out on top as I clear up the parking and speeding fines and the traffic accident. Rod confesses all, and I get the insurance on my Bentley.
Fortunately, Kiera's right,, I wasn't hit by a baggage truck, I was just extra tired by servicing her 24 hours straight off, went to sleep and dreamed it all. Woke up refreshed and find it isn't fuck up frank week, that was a typo,
it was really fuck frank week.
Unfortunately for CD, Rod finally arrives in Liverpool and us scouser's do what we do best and hide him from everyone
Unfortunately for Kiera, the police are now looking for her, on suspicion of slavery. I didn't rat on you Kiera, but a neighbour heard my agonised yells when you were whipping me and reported a massacre happening.
thank u lovely and hey what the deal you say about the English language being beautiful then say ass?? that an ugly mule we say arse.
On the plus side your now in the guinness book of records for mass shit explosions 
I told Rod not to get an Easyjet flight what was he thinking??
Touche Frank...nice try babes...fuck up frank week...fuck frank week...either way your fucked
