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Unknown User
Fortunately that isn't me,(although I can understand your mistake after seeing the 8 inches) so I'm free to pursue you and punish you for being so cruel to poor old CD.
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unfortunatley kk realized she had the ruler wrong and saw you really measured 8 centimeters
Unknown User
Fortunately I realise it is still fuck up Frank week and G and KK will tell the most horrendous lies about me. WELL, I will NOT be fucked up, NOT,NOT,NOT! (Stamps foot and marches off in high dudgeon.) (Ever seen anyone marching off in low dudgeon?)
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unfortunately every week is fuck up frank week

btw cd, why do you insist on calling it a "dudgeon"? i keep telling you, your new home is called a "dungeon"
Unknown User
Fortunately I can rise above the cruel taunts and untruths spread by unfeeling ladies who do not seem to appreciate sterling qualities I bring to this theatre. I have worked unceasingly to try to bring some order to this chaos of illegal, immoral actions involving various police officers, judges, stolen cars and false alibis, not to mention gay priests, but I'm afraid to no avail, so I shall just have to abandon you to your fate.
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unfortunately kk has ginger to help her with the shenanigan
Unknown User
Unfortunately, that looks like being me. Much as I love you ladies, I do think you are being a bit mean, and taking advantage of my innocent ways. I have an idea! Lets fuck up Keira and Ginger instead. Come on guys, gather round. This could be fun!

Hi Rick, you slipped in there. Why don't we join forces against these formidable ladies?
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unfortunately me and my kk are too smart and flash our boobs. render you guys senseless. hmmm looking at kk's boobs... what was i saying
Unknown User
Flashing your boobs can get you into trouble. You've been reported for indecent exposure, causing a public disorder, corrupting minors, - and the judge is a real hard case, - a real misogynist. Impervious to boobs. No matter how pretty.
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fortunately cd drops his pen and when he bends over to pick it up the judge forgot what he was doing and found us innocent. now i know why the boobs didn't work
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Babes unfortunately for CD I was coming to the same conclusion...our Boob flashing usually does the trick but not on this occasion...made me somewhat curious as to the lingering lustfull looks those 2 were giving each other durin our trial
The Duchess of Tart

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Unknown User
Fortunately I was able to remind the judge why he was here, and he immediately restarted the trial and had Kiera and Ginger re arrested, found guilty on all charges including trying to pervert the course of justice by boob flashing, and thrown into a cell along with a couple of gay night club bouncers.
jollyjack
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Now that we have you two locked up in a cell ...........oops, Rum Ration time.
I'll be back in a few mins ?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Fortunately after recovering from watching CD and the Judge (Shudders) Ginger and I are quite happily keeping ourselves occupied, besides the #jury only sentenced us to one night we will be free tomorrow.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unknown User
Unfortunately for you, you were hallucinating from he drugs they had given you to keep you quiet after all the shouting and screaming you were doing and calling the judge a silly old fart. So now you've got another two weeks on your sentence and I'm heading for my holiday home on my private island.
jollyjack
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The judge's private island is near.........oops, Rum Ration time
Back in a few minutes.....
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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fortunately your few minutes are up
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fortunately i follow carl and find where he stashes the rum
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unfortunately i went to the restroom and carl snatched and swigged down my rum.
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fortunately me and kk drinks tequila....and it wasn't watered down