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Unknown User
Unfortunately the vice squad have had a big crackdown on Liverpool and cleaned it up, so Kiera's on the run again
Guest
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Fortunately for kiera, she ran track in high school and can still run.
Unknown User
Unfortunately she's wearing high heels and can't run far, so she's looking for friends to hide her.
amy1967
Unfuckwithable
Fortunately, Wonder Woman arrived just in time to rescue Kiera.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, Superman arrived at the same time, and now they are fighting over Kiera and she's wishing she was amongst her Lush friends.
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Lurker
Fortunately Bobbie arrives with Kryptonite weakens Superman and drives Amy and Kiera away to her underwater lair
Unknown User
Which has unfortunately sprung a leak and is no longer habitable, making it necessary to return to the surface, where the police are waiting to question her about some Gambian money which went missing.
Kittypusscat
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately she was wearing her policewoman's outfit as she had been working undercover as a strip-o-gram! Her delightful assets soon won the policemen over and they were allowed to go!
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Unknown User
Unfortunately, the strip-o-gram outfit, having been wet has now shrunk and she gets arrested again for indecent exposure, with Bobbie and Amy charged as accessories.
Kittypusscat
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately Cool Daddy turned up in his Lexus and managed to get them bailed!
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unfortunately cd was driving a stolen lexus and was arrested too
Unknown User
Fortunately I have friends in high places and arranged a free pardon for everyone.
Nikki703
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Unfortunately, It turns out your friends were just arrested for selling "questionable" pornographic materials on the internet so the pardons were overturned.
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Fortunately Bobbie and Nikki have a plan and they drive off into sunset as the credits roll. Closing shot shows Nikki and Bobbie kissing and much more, censor wouldn't allow the much more to be shown, but Nikki and Bobbie have big smiles that nothing can wipe off for years to come!
Unknown User
Fortunately they wriggled out of it by giving the questionable pornographic material to the judge and he restored the pardons quickly so that he could go away and 'examine' the evidence.
Unknown User
Dammit Bobbie, you sneaked in again!

Unfortunately, that left Kiera and Ginger carrying the can and they swore revenge on Bobbie and Nikki or leaving them in the lurch.
Shaman
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately I'm not wearing any
Unknown User
Quote by Shaman
Fortunately I'm not wearing any


????? Not wearing any what? No, don't tell me! Sorry, where does that come in?

Unfortunately for Bobbie and Nikki, Kiera and Ginger are still after revenge.
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
fortunately I arrive just in time to spell cast the day.
Unknown User
Unfortunately Tranquil, you didn't arrive soon enough and the trail is going cold. Kiera and Ginger will have a hard time picking it up again.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, now the judge is on the trail and wants to join in the action.
Unknown User
Unfortunately the prosecution have demanded a re trial and accused you and Ginger of corrupting a judge.
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately, the judge for the re trial is an old professor of mine, and after a few minutes in his chamber, he sets Ginger and Kiera free.
amy1967
Unfuckwithable
Fortunately I arrive and tell the judge it was my Lexus and CD had my permission, putting CD forever in my debt.
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, the Lexus belonged to the judge himself and now Amy is in hot water for perverting the course of justice.
Unknown User
Fortunately I've got some photos of the judge and his young friends, so I gently suggested that he drop all charges. Amy and I are free and she is now in my debt for getting her out of trouble.